shopping with methuselah at home depot

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None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.  – Henry David Thoreau

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while waiting in line to buy some late summer flowers, i heard a sweet voice over my shoulder. i turned to look, and the man behind me, who appeared to be at least 157+ years old, was talking to me.  his joy was infectious, and left us both happy, after such a short and random encounter.

methus: ‘wow, a pretty girl has bought me a flower!’

me: ‘yes, it is for you.’

methus: ‘only charge her 1.98 please.’

(checkout woman looked confused. looked at the price tag again. meths laughed out loud.) 

methus: ‘have you been good?’

me: ‘yes i have.’

methus: ‘i expect not.’

me: ‘are you having a good day?’

methus: ‘hell, i don’t know. i wouldn’t even know the difference.’

(another hearty laugh as i gave him one of my flowers and we each went our separate ways) 

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. – Mark Twain

 


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  1. …at least 157+ years old…lol! Be nice! Wait…When you get to looking 157+ years old you’ll be wishing ol’ (Gumby man) Methus was hanging behind an arbor waiting to hit on you…lol!

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  2. I laughed and laughed! You must have an approachable “look” and you must be so sweet and pleasant to carry on like this. I enjoyed Methuselah’s story immensely. Take care, Robin

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  3. I can’t help but laugh a little at the fact the pic with this post looks like a garden gnome! Imagine a crusty little garden gnome trying to appeal to your ‘earthier’ side with, “Hey sweetie, take ME home. I’ll ‘rock’ your world. After that, I’ll hang out in your fountain, if you want.”

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  4. Individuals like that are a rare treat, aren’t they? They can strike up a conversation with just about anyone, and always leave you with a smile. Of course, you have to be willing to engage them to enjoy their gift of happiness.

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  5. Sounds like my father, except he’s only 86 and looks like he’s in his early 70s. But he is a big flirt. I’m going to check to see if he has a new flower in his vase.
    Great encounter and great story.

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