at the salon
relaxing
calm
friendly
chatting
sharing
herbal tea
and
stories
until
he
arrived
full of self
all pomp
and
circumstance
and
said things
to his stylist
like
i’m a writer
for the university
i prefer whiskey
only the finest
you probably
wouldn’t have heard of
the bands i prefer
i had an outing
with a large group
of my friends
this is my first haircut
since i’ve moved here
you should feel honored
and
he was young
and already
so filled up
having to prove something
to the world
and himself
and it went
on and on
so full
of false importance
and then
his patient stylist
opened a door
to get something
and
a head rolled out
and
he looked
and
he shrieked
and
his wall
fell down
just a bit
and the
rest of us
laughed
and
laughed
for a long time
and
the man
was quiet.
—-
avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls,
your ego goes with it.
– colin powell
—
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Good morning – This was the perfect post to read with my first cup of coffee this morning… Thank you… Hope your Saturday is filled with laughter…
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Great! And you too, Michael )
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Very nice story!
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Thank you )
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Pomp and circumstance. Blah. I spewed my second cup of coffee. Thanks for the giggles. :-D :-D :-D
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my pleasure, tess )
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YOU are welCOME, <3
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That was a wonderful way to tell your story. Loved it so much! Gave me a little smile on this cold rainy morning :-)
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thanks so much )
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And this is why I get my hair cut at Great Clips in Meijer. $12 baby!
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I love this. He does look a little chastened. ;-)
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how wonderful
sharing your poetry
& the brain stimulator
with friends & pets :-)
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Haha, well told.There are a few hair salons in Dublin with women in them who would have made him shriek without the head!
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I’ll bet!)
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This made me chuckle! What a great move on the part of the stylist! Sometimes, you just wonder why people feel they need to be such pompous… dogs.
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I know!
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love it, I can just picture him!
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I think we’ve all met people like him in our lives –
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Great! Well, at least he didn’t come in with an equally gifted friend.
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Yes )
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Loved it.
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It was so funny )
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OMG someone should have just hit him with a blow dryer a few times. :)
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Ha!
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All those things he said made me cringe. I’m surprised his own head didn’t explode, so puffy as it is–or that your ears don’t ache, having heard him toot his own horn so loudly. Pride comes before the fall, yessiree bob.
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Indeed )
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This was fun. Made me laugh!
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heh heh
I would be tempted to give the insecure kid a swirly.
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Too funny Beth. It is my oberservation that academics have a pecking order that is related to all sorts of things that just ,make the rest of us go “Whaaaat?” . Ha! they are an odd goup. Anyway Colin Powell is my hero. That quote is from a presentation he did way back on leadership. Do you have a copy of the powerpoint presentation? It is, without a doubt one of the most powerful descriptions of leadership that i have ever seen. He was so down to earth and real in every way. He was way too honest a man to be a politician. I wasn’t surprised when he bailed from the state office he held. They made him look like an ass on weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. He believed them and presented the case to the UN that got the war started. And they were lieing to him, Sheesh.
Anyway, great post Beth – Thanks.
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i’ve not heard the whole presentation, but i’ll bet it’s amazing. thanks, paul )
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I have a soft copy Beth. if you want a copy, send me your e-mail address to paulccurran@hotmail.com and I’ll forward you a copy – it is an inspirational read.
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That’s hilarious! I wonder if the stylist quipped something along the lines of that being the last person that sat in her chair so full of himself. :D
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ha!
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WOW … a glimpse of the Beth-Mind. How do you come up with these images and ideas and angles of thought that bring joy and encouragement and reminders-to-think-outside-the-box and laugh at ourselves? And your blog is a celebratory blessing: community is a wonderful piece, contrary to what some people say … that you cannot find community in cyber space. Oh, by the way: I love this post. ‘Been out of pocket for a while.
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and wow, thank you for all of your kind words ) and my mind thinks and sees things in ‘collage,’ and somehow things seem to fit together in new ways –
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Just perfect Beth! It’s good that heads tend to roll out of closets just at the right time :)
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it certainly is, tiny! )
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Gen Y falls again, made me smile ☺️
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always happy to make you smile, jen )
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Hahahaha…loved this! Took the wind out of the blowhard’s sails for sure! ;-)
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thanks, ermine. it sure did!
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That’s perfect!!
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i thought so too, Sandra
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Said the wise person: Don’t be a blowhard, or heads will roll!
I’m glad you were there to witness this little lesson in humility, Beth. Ha!
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great line, mark and me too!
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Funny story, Beth. A real winner here.
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Full of it indeed :)
I really like this one
Beth :)
Andro xxx
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thanks, andro )
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Enjoyed the story!
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Thanks, Cynthia )
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I would have paid good money to see that, Beth!
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Hah!
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