(not me, but we share a similar hair color, glasses and attitude)
—
asked to be
in
a focus group
for the company
i bought
my car from
and
had to complete
a series
of ‘tasks’
in two cars
using
two
new
prototype
technology/navigation
systems
uh-oh
my two
greatest challenges
1. technology
2. navigation
the whole operation
was run
by two
very serious
engineer/researcher/designer types
armed with
laptops
data
video cameras
poker faces
said they wouldn’t
judge me
but i had to
complete the tasks
asked of me
all on my own
without
any of
their help
very challenging
until
finally
one snapped
and
pushed a button
to get me out of
what i couldn’t
get out of
the other
actually
laughed
out loud
in response to
one of my moves
and
i loved
that they
broke character
and
they loved
that i was
the perfect subject
to test the limits
of their systems
someone who
had no clue
in this area
but could fumble
her way through
without
doing
too much damage
and
trying everything
to solve
the problems
while laughing
all the way
whichever way that was
and
then i got lost
using my own
navigation system
while trying
to get home.
—
clarity affords focus.
– thomas leonard
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You got me giggling right along there Beth :-)
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Great, jade )
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Starting my day with a chuckle and I’m sure it made their day like no one else would have. :)
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I’m not sure…)
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Ending my day with a giggle..have to love technology… Um at times. ☺️ x
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At times…yes )
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Ugh. Technology and navigation. Keep them separate I say. Well. Maybe.
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Some would agree )
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Ha! That would have been me too :)
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See ..!
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Haha, tried that before and Murphy just kept coming my way nonstop. But yours’ something to laugh about. XD
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Glad it made you laugh )
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Just what I needed to start my day, Beth. I laughed out loud. Love the poem but that photo just takes the cake! :-D
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Happy your enjoyed it, Beth )
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Glad I wasn’t the tester. I don’t do tests well. Congratulations for ruling the day. :-D :-D :-D
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Thanks !
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Deliciously wry. “And then I got lost using my own navigation system.” That sounds a bit familiar to yours truly :)
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Glad you can identify )
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Sounds like a good time. Glad you got them to break character!
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thanks, it was for me. not sure about them )
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Testing the limits of their systems! Love that!
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absolutely. i’m sure they had no idea what they were in for )
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Do you get a new navigation system out of the deal, Beth? Do you want a new navigation system out the deal, Beth? :-)
You indeed appear perfect for this test. I only wish they had cameras for TV commercial. Great post about the predicaments, yours and theirs, and the way everybody won by being human. One question: Did Soobie the Voice get annoyed with you somehow? Now that would be an interesting new feature!
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no, but i did make some $$$ and had an interesting adventure. oh, and there were cameras on me the whole time, mounted in the back seat. watch for it!
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I can’t wait! My friend is going to be a TV star!!!
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Blooper reel for the engineers, maybe )
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My kids could certainly relate – watching me struggle with technology that comes so easy to them! Still waiting for the “click your ruby slippers” navigation system – take me home!
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me too!
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i have to ask – did you have your glasses on?
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hah! actually i did.and it still was a crazy experience. imagine if i didn’t?
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haha love that you agreed to be part of their study and that you and they had such a wonderful sense of humour about it! <3
Diana xo
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funny thing is, i had no idea what the study would be, only that it involved my make of car. when i arrived and found out, i warned them. )
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Great post Beth.
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thanks, paul )
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I was totally caught by your photo and your description :)
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Happy to catch you )
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Heehee Beth. Over here we’d say, ‘You’re a disaster’.
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Yes!
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you always have a fresh angle–and your voice is really developing into something merveilleux. It definitely has the je ne-ce’st quoi.
One thing–and erase this part of comment if you like–did you “lose” a word at “car from….”? I find WP “eats” my end lines a lot….maybe I am mistaken, but wanted to alert you, ksBeth.
Rockin’ post from a rockin’ lady. thumbs hitchiking. :)
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i didn’t but it does seem a bit awkward. thanks for looking out of me – and thanks )
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Great post!!
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thank you )
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I take it you don’t jump for joy whenever Apple releases something new then? :-)
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I love apple but it always takes a while to adjust )
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OH wow that was funny! I love that! ✿ (♥*♥)✿
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Thanks!
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You have the funniest stories about you and cars! <3
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I don’t know what it is about us when we get together )
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There you go again, Beth! No, I mean you went, conquered their hearts and got them to break their serious mood and laugh. You are such a funny woman, the photo took the cake, too.
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i think we were all stuck together for a reason, robin )
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Still smiling…
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You’re braver than I am, Beth. Technology and me are often at odds at the most inopportune time. And getting lost, using your own navigation system, I can really relate to that. ;-)
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thanks, judy )
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I am glad I am not the only technophobe.
i hired an Audi when I flew into the UK. The hire man asked if he could show me the car. I was tired and I said a car is a car. I will be ok.
could I find the slot for the stupid plastic key? Nope so I had to ask.
As he walked away for the second time, I realised the car didn’t appear to have a hand brake. It took me 10 mins of reading the handbook to realise it had a nice hidden button. Uffa
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Me too )
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Totally LOVE the way this was written and formatted…moving slowly with the words, allowed us to stay engaged and want to know how it ended. I felt I was in the car with you! And I would certainly test the limits on the navigation.
…and it was cool they broke character….and helped you out of that…and the pic, like it was mentioned before, took the cake!
love, love, love your writing style.
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thank you so, so much )
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Yeah, just when we seem to be “getting it,” no one wants to listen! ;)
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Exactly )
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Here’s to the clueless among us … they make life so much more interesting and fun. :)
I’m glad you found your way home though ….
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i think this is true, john. and thanks, i’m happy i made it home too )
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Loved this, they were lucky I wasn’t one of the participants, I have a terrible sense of direction and unless the GPS speaks to me I am dead in the water. hehe
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me too, as i am exactly the same!
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