I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot. – woody allen (take the money and run)



(the morning alert from my local sheriffs)

Monday August 31, 2015, 7:54 AM
Washtenaw County Sheriff’s Office
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Advisory: Stolen Golf Cart – Downing Farms Golf Course – Salem Twp

Dear Beth K,

Salem Township Deputies are investigating the theft of a golf cart that occurred at the Downing Farms Golf Course. The incident occurred between Aug 29th at 9 pm and Aug 30th at 5:30 am. Stolen was a Club Car beverage cart white in color and a large number of returnable cans. Unknown suspect(s) forced entry to the club garage. No arrests have been made at this time.


If you have any information regarding this incident please contact the Washtenaw County Sheriff’s Office at 911, through our confidential tip line (734) 973-7711 or anonymously through Crime Stoppers at 1-800-Speak-UP.


Burglars are opportunistic and look for the easiest way in and out. The more you can secure your property the less likely you are to have your home broken into.

“An educated and engaged community is our best partner”

– Sheriff Jerry L. Clayton

image credits: google images


42 responses »

  1. Bwahaha! What an odd mix of police business, funny pictures and strange associations. Are the guys all piled in the cart the thieves trying to get away? And was the beverage cart loaded – with something more than returnable cans? And, by the way, who the heck gets the police involved in the theft of some returnable cans? Is that even relevant? That’s like reporting your car stolen and then making a big deal over the fact that your toque was in it – put out an APB on the returnable cans and my toque. OMG! I just realized that there are some returnable cans here in my apartment Beth. Do you suppose the thieves drove the cart through here and I didn’t notice. I should report this to the police….Bwahahaha!

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    • pics are just from the public domain on googleimages, and as for the sheriffs, there must not be a lot on there plate at the moment, to issue a county alert for this, but it was an amusing way to start my day )


  2. One of the best parts about living in small towns – the news makes you howl with laughter – or maybe gratitude. Hope they find the kidnapped golf cart before it ends up in a chop shop for golf carts.

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