as i walked in with one of the grandies to his ninja training class
and asked if he had everything he needed
before he scrambled off to
jump, climb, twirl, crawl, and yell
his deadpan answer was
“ninjas don’t wear underwear.”
i suspect that he created this rule
because he didn’t feel like putting them on
and he quickly adopted this as his mantra.
ninjas are clever.
“true ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals.”