as i walked in with one of the grandies to his ninja training class

and asked if he had everything he needed

before he scrambled off to

jump, climb, twirl, crawl, and yell

his deadpan answer was

“ninjas don’t wear underwear.”

i suspect that he created this rule

because he didn’t feel like putting them on

and he quickly adopted this as his mantra.

ninjas are clever.

—

“true ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals.”

-jarius raphel