while many kids of my era ate glue, paste, chalk, and crayons
i was busy with my own unusual eating habits
because we played outside for hours and hours
in the fields and open spaces of our neighborhood
most every day
i supplemented by ‘indoor diet’
with my own outdoor natural food diet
often consisting of:
pulp from a freshly fallen tree stump
rich, black, loamy soil
and baby ants.
not sure why i was drawn to each of these things
or why or how i stayed healthy
must have been all of the snow i ate in the winter months
but i’ve learned not to eat baby ants
and i’ve since moved on to chocolate, pasta, and flamin’ hot cheetos
apparently i was one of the original clean eaters
quite by accident.
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“eat food. not too much. mostly plants.”
-michael pollan -‘in defense of food: an eater’s manifesto’
I made a dirt pie once. It really looked like chocolate. It didn’t taste like it though. 😦
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it’s all in the seasoning….)
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When I started reading this I could not WAIT to find out what you were eating. This made me picture you as a happy and adventurous child …. and made me laugh.
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yes, i could not wait to be outside and discovering things. glad you enjoyed it and i’m happy that i finally had mercy on the baby ants!
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Not as happy as they are!!!! 😀
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Yes!
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pronounced ‘pollen’? how appropriate for Michael. glad you’ve worked the bugs out of your diet Beth:)
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yes, and funny. and me too about the bugs!
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So funny!
I’m glad you outgrew the eating dirt. 🙂
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so am i! at least i know i can always survive if lost somewhere –
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🙂
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Very tasty, Beth.
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a well-balanced diet
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Oh. My. Poor baby 🐜
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no worries, i loved it!
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lol! your lucky your still alive! 😀
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i know! for some reason i never considered any negative side effect from any of this
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I was apt to munch on blades of grass while we rested from play on some lawn or another for a reason unlinked to any logic, Beth.
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yes, nothing to do with logic at all )
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Who was the guy who ate bark and was the spokesperson for GrapeNuts cereal?
We were encouraged to eat weird things in the 60’s and 70’s.
I found some flowers that tasted like pickles, and was pretty proud of it till I got sick on them. 😁
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oh, wilfred bromley? i’d forgotten about him. ) i think it really wasn’t from being hungry, more of an experimental and sensory thing. the pulpy wood, the smell of the rich soil, and can’t really explain the ants )…
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My son’s were fascinating with the culinary aspect of ants after watching the Jungle Book. Explaining why a cartoon character eating ants was OK, but little boys should always check with mama.
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it’s a little bit out there, looking back, but for some reason i was drawn to them )
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probably a good call –
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I’ll say nothing other than that you would do extremely well on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
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another thing to add to my bucket list.
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When I was a kid on Long Island, I would periodically take the bus and subway in to Manhattan. You just reminded me of a shop in the Port Authority Bus Terminal that sold exotic foods, including chocolate-covered ants. How many people bought that item, I can’t say. I didn’t.
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oh, gosh. that reminded me that i saw those once i was little when i went to a party store with my dad.
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I love this, Beth!
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thanks, jennie!
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You’re welcome, Beth!
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There is nothing more delicious than a bowl of freshly fallen snow. I’m gonna have to pass on the baby ants, though..
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you’re right. and they were an acquired taste –
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This was awesome!! My friend ate dirt, baby ants and flowers… all I can say is, at least you knew at a young age you needed protein 🙂
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wow, we would have gotten along just great. yes, you’re right about the protein, but now i feel bad about the ants )
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I can’t believe you ate those things? Amazing. Admittedly I know absolutely no one who did that. LOL At least that I ever SAW.
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You were simply eating organic before it was cool!
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That’s right!)
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lol! ants? flaming hot cheetos? tough choice!
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it can be )
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never ate any of these as a kid but i remember my roommate in college her and her sister had a overwhelming desire to eat asphalt – warmed in in the hot summer sun
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makes me feel like one of the crowd )
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You are the original Euell Gibbons. You didn’t eat pine cones, did you?
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nope, just loved their smell )
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I do not go with the exotic foods but your story is very interesting to be aware of it.
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not sure they were exotic, but just what i happened to come across )
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Funny, Beth, and I’m glad you gave up eating ants!
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i’m sure they are too! )
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OMG! Eek!
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Yes )
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❤
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