yes, i know it’s not cheese, but something about this sauce is like liquid gold to me
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A Florida woman filed a class action lawsuit against Kraft Heinz … claiming its Velveeta Shells & Cheese prep time is not actually “ready in 3 1/2” minutes, as advertised.
She states that the 3.5 minutes is only the amount of time the food has to go in the microwave and claims it takes more time to actually prepare the meal — don’t forget you’ve got to pour water into the cup and stir in the cheese sauce.
She doesn’t say how long it takes her, but claims the 4 steps listed in the directions — remove the lid and cheese sauce pouch, add water to the fill line and stir, microwave for 3 1/2 minutes, and then stir in the cheese sauce — don’t equate to the mac actually being READY to eat in that time frame.
She’s also looking to put together a class of customers who might also be upset about the prep time and says the damages will exceed $5 million.
“We are aware of this frivolous lawsuit and will strongly defend against the allegations in the complaint,” the company reportedly told USA Today.
*editorial opinion: what if she was to devote all of the time and energy and money it is taking her to create, publicize, rally people, and carryout this lawsuit, and instead, use it as the ‘extra unplanned prep time’ she feels she is wasting and it requires, when making her shells and cheese? or, make it from scratch and compare the prep time needed. just a thought… (beth)
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“all we can do is decide what to do with the time that is given us”
-j.r. tolkein
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What would people complain about next! 🤔
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there’s always something )
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Yes, people seem to have to much time to waste.
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so much so
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🤎💙🤎
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I think the Tolkien quote says it all Beth! 😉
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that it does –
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People will never stop surprising me. 😳
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yes, and that’s both good and bad )
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This is so true. 🤔
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😂
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)))
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Meanwhile, some lawyer out there listened to her complaint and thought it was worth his or her time to actually file a lawsuit. To me, it’s just additional validation that not ours the squirrels are in the trees.
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absolutely
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Some people are just soooo correct. We used to have Velveeta in Germany when I was a child. I remember the name.
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Yes, not sure why they get so caught up in the minutiae of life
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The Tolkien quote is perfect.
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Thank you
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I looked up the lawsuit which happened quite recently. Just briefly read it and it was dismissed by a judge.
I think many of us have the same concerns of buying something and the directions are misleading or not as simple as the box implies. The quality of the product is OK and we buy it again. But is it worth suing? I guess not. But the complaint is worthy IMO. But to whom to complain?
I wonder if a letter to the company first would have helped. Maybe she did take steps. While I do not know ….. but I am sure she didn’t sue at the drop of a hat.
And in agreement with the quote …
She chose how to use her time. And how many times has a little person changed the world? We don’t know. But if you feel like doing something, think hard, evaluate and do what you want.
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All good points
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I couldn’t help but wonder how many times a day this lady dooks this product that the loss of this time became so meaningful to her.
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Good question
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Instant grits will be the next food item sued for false advertising, as it takes much longer than an instant to prepare them. Bonus if she’d hire Joe Pesci as her attorney….
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Perfect fit
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That’s a ton of effort for that $0.17 portion she’ll get IF the class-action lawsuit actually wins or settles.
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Right
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Hmm… never heard of that one…
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It’s real )
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Perfect!
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So, can I sue her for wasting my time reading about her? Her faeces count is over the chart.
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Great question
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As Styx sang in the Wayback, Beth, I’ve got too much, time on my hands …
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Right!
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Umm 🤨 what? 🤦🏽♀️ poor woman.
But she’s smart to get people to listen to her. Poor people. 🤦🏽♀️
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❤️
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What is the world coming to? She obviously has too much free time.
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I think so
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Sigh…humans are weird.
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So weird
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Really?? I hope she looses the lawsuit and has to ‘find a life.’ That sounds terrible, but come on, lady.
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She would have more time
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Good point!
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I’ve nothing but contempt for people and lawyers who will sue anybody over anything if there’s money in it.
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It is a bit over the top
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Stupid, stupid, stupid etc.
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Yes
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Frivolous lawsuits like this detract from the legitimate ones that deserve to be heard. If a customer is so affected, the solution is simple—move on.
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Right
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We’ve legit gone bonkers over here in the States. We need a collective timeout.
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We do
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I am willing to join the class action. Just send me my script and some money.
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I’m sure you’re in!
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Wouldn‘t we want to have that claimant‘s problems? I think stuff like that truly only is possible in the US…. Maybe you could send her your fab Tlkein quote?
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not sure she’d be open to it )
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I doubt it very much
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Great quote!
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Thanks!
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You’re welcome.
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And the insanity continues.
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just hard to fathom
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This is pretty insane and really frivolous, just as her 5 million potential lawsuit! Some people truly live outside of reality.
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to each their own, I guess, but she could be using that energy to help or do something else instead
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Perhaps contributing to society in a positive and not stupid way.
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We’ll, there’s that –
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Whenever I travel, I always hear about us Americans and our lawsuits. Time and talent that could be better spent!
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so right –
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The worst part is time is given to this nonsense! And she obviously spends her time in finding ways to cause trouble. The lawsuits that are given heed to are ridiculous and just think how that time could be used on important issues.
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❤️⏰
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Beth like you, I feel strongly about these frivolous lawsuits and know that the legal profession and their clients have let them get out of hand. Sadly, from a corporate point of view, the company frequently settles before it goes to trial because that’s the cheapest, quickest option to settle the case. And that’s what lots of lawyers and plaintiffs realize. As one of your other commenters said, it’s about life energy. Is this sort of BS a good place to be spending one’s energy? Unfortunately, more and more people think so. ~James
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Right
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