Monthly Archives: September 2024

we must use it.

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sending the word out, reminding people just how very important this is

‘the vote is precious.

it is the most powerful non-violent tool we have in a democratic society,

and we must use it.’

-john lewis

 

‘when a match has equal partners then i fear not.’ – aeschylus

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it’s a match!!

i’ve recently been getting

‘match alerts’

with increasing frequency.

in response to my online quests.

there’s a parallel

between three very different things

i’m engaged in simultaneously:

finding a new car for my parking space

finding a new companion for olive the cat

finding a new companion for me.

interesting that the process is somewhat the same:

select the features i am most interested in

state what i am looking for

describe myself, my cat, my driving style

reach out to some that seem interesting

 seem to be a potential good fit

watch to see what matches come back.

in all three areas i’m looking for:

a bit of life experience,

maybe a few rough spots, but made it through,

with somewhat low miles,

a few dings here and there,

but not in need of imminent major repairs.

easy going, intuitive, playful, bright, makes life better

some things the same, some different

to keep it interesting.

hopefully by the end of all this

i’ll be sitting on the couch with someone

the cats sitting in the window

the car parked

sitting at a bit of an angle in my straight-lined parking spot.

i’m open to the possibilities.

our similarities bring us to a common ground; 

our differences allow us to be fascinated by each other.

-tom robbins

image credit: etsy.com

be a flamingo.

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a rare sighting of michigan flamingos in the wild

standing perfectly still

not making eye contact or uttering a sound

i dare not tell them that they are not camouflaged.

 

“be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.”
– savannah larsen

 

 

ann arbor, michigan, usa – september 2024

soloing.

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‘to me, drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time.’
-neil peart

 

*Neil Peart was a Canadian and American musician,  drummer and primary lyricist of the rock band Rush, known to fans by the nickname ‘The Professor’, derived from the Gilligan’s Island character of the same name.

tempting, but….

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darn it!
i was going to park here until i saw this sign.
it looked like the perfect space.
‘the road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.’
-will rogers

market day.

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so many colors and aromas and tastes and sounds and things to touch

all senses engaged

a beautiful morning at the market. 

‘what makes the farmers market such a special place is that you’re actually creating a community around food.’

*bryant terry

*Bryant Terry is an African-American vegan chef, food justice activist, and author. He has written four vegan cookbooks and cowrote a book about organic eating. He won a 2015 James Beard Foundation Leadership Award for his food justice work.

ann arbor, michigan, usa – september 2024

there’s always room for jello. in your room.

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JELL-O is no longer a staple of potlucks and dinner parties nationwide, but the product is still popular. Even if the age of jiggly “salads” was before your time, you may have fond memories of packing a JELL-O cup for lunch or having one as a snack after school. Now, you can return to those simpler times with the brand’s new inflatable furniture line, The Jelly Collection.

The comfy seats come in four colors: red (meant to evoke JELL-O’s strawberry flavor), green (lime), yellow (lemon), and orange (orange). Designed to look like giant gelatin molds, the chairs may spark your appetite. Luckily, they each come with a built-in JELL-O cup holder for your snacks.

“For over 150 years, JELL-O has been at the heart of joyful family moments, big and small,” Tyler Parker, brand manager of desserts at Kraft Heinz, said in a statement. “With The Jelly Collection, we’re not just celebrating our rich history; we’re bringing it to life for today’s families. By blending our heritage with a modern twist, we’re inviting consumers to embrace the playful spirit that has made JELL-O a beloved favorite for generations.”

After launching on Amazon on September 10 for $30 apiece, the chairs sold out quickly. It’s unclear when—and if—Kraft Heinz plans to restock the limited-edition home decor item.

Jelly is having a bit of a moment in popular culture. The resurgence of the Y2K aesthetic has ushered in a new wave of the jelly-inspired trend, with jelly makeup that makes skin look glossy, translucent home decor, and jelly shoes all making a comeback on social media and in the real world.

‘molded salads are best served in situations where they have little or no competition..
like television,
gelatin is too often a vehicle for limp leftovers that couldn’t make it anywhere else.’
*peg bracken

 

*Peg Bracken was an American writer of humorous books and articles on cooking, housekeeping, etiquette and travel. She graduated from Antioch College in 1940, got married, and worked as an advertising  copywriter along with Homer Groening, father of Matt Groening. Groening and she also made a comic strip, Phoebe, Get Your Man together.

During the 60s and 70s, Bracken’s writing reassured women that they did not have to be perfect to have a happy home. Her best-known book is The I Hate to Cook Book, written in 1960. The book came about when she and some other working-women friends came up with a core of recipes strong on ease of preparation. It was followed by The I Hate to Housekeep Book and The Appendix to the I Hate to Cook Book. The recipes are distinguished by unusual names and peppered with sardonic comments. For example, one recipe is for “Wolfe Eggs,” which are for eggs the way the fictional Nero Wolfe would cook them. “Stayabed Stew” could be left to cook by itself and was perfect “for those days when you are en negligee, en bed, with a murder story and a box of bonbons, or possibly a good case of flu”; mashed potatoes topped with cheese and baked in a casserole become “Spuds O’Grotton’. Her selection of simple main dishes is “30 Day-by-Day Entrees, or, The Rock Pile”.

The recipes themselves were written in much the same style (“Brown the garlic, onion, and crumbled beef in the oil. Add the flour, salt, paprika, and mushrooms, stir, and let it cook five minutes while you light a cigarette and stare sullenly at the sink”).

 

 

image/source credits: jello/amazon, kraft heinz, mental floss, calea johnson

never be afraid.

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‘never be afraid to raise your voice for honesty and truth and compassion

against injustice and lying and greed.

if people all over the world…would do this, it would change the earth.’

-william faulkner

 

 

 

 

 

 

image credits: parents magazine, youtube

 

 

net worth.

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no one is happy when their internet goes out

but i am always amused

by the list

of my neighbors’ router names

that scroll  by

when trying

to get mine up and running again.

last night’s winners were:

billclinternet

thelanisterssendtheirregards

routerihardlyknewher

some people are so clever

my goal was

to create a name i would remember

 now if feel that i’m letting them all down a bit.

not giving back.

 

‘the internet is a great way to get on the net.’

-bob dole, former republican senator and presidential candidate

 

 

 

 

image credit: google images

 

lock ‘er up and throw away the key.

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not me , but exactly like me holding my keys in my hands just before i helped them to go missing
(and this baby is smart to just be focusing on one thing at a time)
and yet another
multi-task seemed like a good idea mishap unfolds
carrying trash, two sets of keys, donation bag, library book, coffee cup, dvd, lists,
and an odd assortment of things
to drop off, return, or deal with on my other random errands
determined to make one trip
i did get out the door
things balanced, hanging from wrists and various fingers
dropped trash bag in the dumpster first
 unlocked my car using my left pinky
threw everything in the backseat
drove off and finished all of my tasks
happy to be getting rid of things i no longer needed
bringing in groceries and new things i didn’t know that i needed
again, everything balanced
determined to get back in my door in one trip
tiptoed through the garden shortcut
made it in with all intact
put everything away and went to get the mail
sadly
my second set of keys was nowhere to be found
which included my mailbox key
searched and went through everything
retraced my steps
(as i learned to do from bert and ernie on sesame street)
looked in all of the hidden under-seat and in-between places in my car
figured keys would pop up somewhere in the next day or so
but alas, it was not to be
by process of elimination of all other possibilities
came to the conclusion
they must have fallen into the trash bag
that i threw away in the dumpster
 unretrievable
so i began the process of replacing them
my second car key was on there
i’d just listed my car for sale, with two keys
too expensive to replace
changed that detail in my ad
my mailbox only opens by key
can only be replaced by the post office
went to two post offices
each handled a part of it
had to pay $45 and have one of their people
come out, re-key it, and create a new key
my mail carrier who is great
left a massive pile of mail from the week
hidden on my front porch for me
why did i even have a massive pile of. mail?
key fixer guy came the next day
gave me three keys
need to get the padlock on my storage unit
cut off and replaced
mail restored, ad changed, buy padlock
next up
one job, focused, on task, slowly
figuring out
if there were any other important keys on that ring.
‘some people think my father was a spy, because of working for that government agency in vietnam,
but he can’t find his car keys, much less keep a national secret.’
*lauren graham, american actress
besides having startle response, and technology being my nemesis, another reason i opted not to be a spy.

*Lauren’s father, Lawrence Graham, was a candy industry lobbyist, president of the National Confectioners Association and worked for the United States Agency for International Development in Vietnam. (seems like a pretty good spy cover to me)

photo credit of smart baby with keys: google images