Jun12

ode to pretzel rod, the gentle mighty warrior, on his final odyssey.

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below is a repost, originally posted in 2016, when my grandchildren’s beloved pet, pretzel rod, embarked on a crazy near death odyssey, and lived to tell the tale. now here is an update.

June 2025 –  sadly, pretzel rod has embarked on his final odyssey to the great leopard gecko land in the universe. he will be buried in the Pretzel Rod Memorial Apple Orchard in their yard marked by his tiny house, but will be remembered forever as a peaceful warrior who survived against all odds and was a friendly and mellow dude. Happy Trails, Pretzel Rod!!

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December 2016

pretzel rod, the albino leopard gecko (pre-odyssey).

 last weekend

i stayed with the grandies

while their mom and dad were out of town

and

for some reason

during the last hour i was there

the two friendly house cats

decided to make a snack out of p-rod.

i had no idea this happened until i got home and got the call:

“the cats somehow got the screen off of the top of his terrarium and ate the gecko!”

imagine how badly i felt

that the murder had happened on my watch.

grandie f had just gotten this young gecko

for his birthday 6 weeks ago and was very sad.

he had replaced pretzel,

the tiny, twisty snake who was let go in the backyard.

the next day i picked him up at school and we planned

to make a memorial stone for pretzel rod to put in the garden.

we talked for a while about love and loss and pets and nature.

imagine my surprise when i got a call late that night that he had been found!

he must have crawled into the boys’ dirty laundry

which was on their bedroom floor

to escape the cats

hid out for 24 hours

 then was scooped up

 unknowingly

 put in the washing machine

with the laundry

where he was washed, rinsed and spun.

what?!

he had survived

a feline attack

a day in smelly boy pants

fear

starvation

and

waterboarding?

he was washed, spun and rinsed

but there he was

sitting on the bottom of the washer

and after all of this, he was alive!

f yelled out over the phone:

“and he’s getting stronger by the minute!”

mom and dad said he looked rough and didn’t know if he’d make it

but he was indeed alive.

my task the next day was to get him some special treats

wax worms

(the big macs of the lizard world)

from the pet store to see if he would eat.

sure enough, he had some dinner

the first he’d eaten in a few days.

hopefully he’s on the mend

and we won’t have to go through a ‘second death’.

he looks a little lighter in color,

has some bite marks from the cats,

and doesn’t move as much

but he is alive and that is amazing.

—

“it is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive

but those who can best manage change.”
― leon c. megginson

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    • indeed! their first pet was named pretzel, because he was a twisty (like a pretzel) snake they found in their yard, then they got the lizard and he was straight like a pretzel rod. )

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    • the boys first had a pet snake they adopted, who they found in their yard who was twisty like a pretzel and they named him pretzel. later they adopted the lizard and he was straight like a pretzel rod!

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  15. sorry to read of Pretzel Rod’s passing, may he will always be remembered by your grandies… I don’t think anything is sadder than the passing of a pet for a child (or even an adult, for that matter.

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  20. Aw… I have nothing of which to complain about since I have never had to ride out time in a washer after hiding in a human male’s dirty clothes, following being tasted by a cat (nor have I had to eat wax worms). God Bless Pretzel Rod and his shining example of courage as he journeys through time and space, thumbing his nose at the rest of the world!

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  27. Wow, I don’t remember reading your post in 2016, Beth, so I’m glad you shared it again. What an ordeal Pretzel Rod went through. “Washed, rinsed, and spun” brought a smile though I feel guilty. Your writing is just too good. But I’m sorry to hear about his passing onto the great leopard gecko land. And yet, he lived so long after enduring that craziness! Super lizard indeed! I hope the family is doing okay. It’s hard to lose a pet. ❤️

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