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About beth

Ann Arbor-ite writes about enjoying life with all of its ironies and surprises.

they’re back…

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Fire Department Responds To Burning Mattress, 

Unsafe Concerts, As UM Students Return

 (Ann Arbor News headline – college move-in week)

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‘the unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life,

is that there is no core curriculum.

the entire place is an elective.’

-jon stewart

 

 

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source credits: click detroit wdiv, mlive, ann arbor news

fighting words.

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our founding fathers irked england by inventing american english

thomas jefferson is credited with coining over 100 words — more than any other president. among the words the third president introduced are “indecipherable,” “belittle,” and “pedicure,” the latter of which means to care for the feet and toenails. “Pedicure” was one of several words that Jefferson borrowed from the French after spending many years in Paris.

next time you get your pedicure,

you’ll have TJ to thank for bringing this word to us,

otherwise you wouldn’t have known what service to ask for

when you booked your appointment. 

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‘where can i find a man who has forgotten words so i can have a word with him?’

-zhuangzi

 

 

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source credits: VOA, Saturday Evening Post

spirals.

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“the whole universe is based on rhythms. everything happens in circles, in spirals.”

– john hartford

*John Hartford was an American original. He was a musician, songwriter, steamboat pilot, author, artist, disc jockey, calligrapher, dancer, folklorist, father, and historian.

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source credit: cast-light.com

slackers.

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

There wasn’t an acrophobe in sight at the Slackline King Championship in China’s Zhangjiajie National Forest Park this week. Competitors from across the globe walked a line about an inch thick that was suspended 1,300 feet in the air between two peaks more than 5,000 feet apart.  watch if you dare.

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‘a lot of people have a fear of heights. not me, I have a fear of widths.’

-steven wright

 

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credits: source: abc news, photo: deng daoli/vcg

the dragon of delay.

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 headed out to do some errands

get gas, groceries, pick up garden stakes, return something

but I happened upon this puzzle

just sitting there

when I got in line to return my item

like it was waiting for me

so I bought the puzzle

 figured I’d do the rest of the errands another day

couldn’t wait to get home to put it together.

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‘slaying the dragon of delay is no sport for the short-winded.’

-sandra day o’connor

is it time for a name tag or tattoo?

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yesterday i replied to my funny blogging friend from wisconsin

midwest mark at mark my words

https://wordpress.com/reader/feeds/132543474/posts/5777286675

who wrote about using funny fake names when making reservations

he asked if anyone else did this

which reminded me that i sometimes

use other names when ordering coffee

because for some reason

people often seem to get my name wrong

‘beth’ becomes: ben, seth, beck, bet, betty, etc.

am I not articulating well?

is it my fault that my parents

gave me such a complicated name?

with so many letters?

sometimes they ask me to spell it

B. E. T. H.

 then they say

‘oh, just like it sounds.’

yes.

one time

 I was with my teaching partner

whose name is judy

we each ordered a drink to go

with our own specifications

we each gave our names

when we got our drinks

they read:

‘judy 1’ and ‘judy 2.’

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‘i’ve had my name mispronounced so many times, i’m not even sure i’m saying it correctly.’

-author unknown

collectives.

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Chesterfield Library, Chesterfield, Massachusetts

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COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR LIBRARIANS
A group of librarians is called a cardigan.

A collection of empty chairs is called an author reading.

A collection of Eric Carle books covered in spit-up is called a storytime.

A group of exhausted mothers covered in spit-up is also called a storytime.

A cluster of teens reading quietly is called a mystery.

A pile of books gathering dust is called a hold shelf.

A handful of change is called a budget.

A stack of books on a nightstand is called a magical thinking.

A group of people who only remember “the cover was blue” is called a patron.

A plastic prize tub of stickers is called a summer reading program.

A collection of missing pieces is called a community jigsaw.

A group of retirees is called a Scrabble night.

A shelf of books in alphabetical order is called a miracle.

A group of shushing librarians is called a cliché.

A group of underfunded libraries is called a tragedy.

by Sally Miller

 

 

 

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Source: McSWEENEY’S

 

music connects people.

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went to my grandson’s (a born entertainer), arts camp

 in a beautiful northern michigan location

to pick him up and to see his choir performance

where some of their rehearsals even took place in the woods

it was a wonderful experience for him for many reasons

new friends, no electronics, learning to play piano, sing new music

time away from home, tell stories, eat camp  food, have new adventures

at the camp performance

my daughter noticed

that grandson j, and his longtime friend, also j

were singing in much the same positions

where they had performed

at a school concert

where they first met seven years ago

so wonderful they are still friends and still love music.

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‘the true beauty of music that it connects people.

it carries a message, and we, the musicians, are the messengers.’

-roy ayers

*Roy Ayers Jr. was an American vibraphonist, record producer, and composer. Hw began his career as a jazz artist, releasing several albums with Atlantic Records, before his tenure at Polydor Records beginning in the 70s, during which he helped to pioneer jazz-funk.

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blue lake fine arts camp, twin lakes, michigan, usa – summer 2025

savoring.

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fresh offerings at the Ann Arbor farmer’s market

on world photography day

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“taking pictures is savoring life intensely, every hundredth of a second.” 

― marc riboud

 

Marc Riboud (1923 – 2016) was active in the French resistance as a young man during World War II, later studied engineering, and became a French photographer, best known for his extensive reports on the Far East.

conching out.

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can blowing a conch shell help alleviate sleep apnea? science says possibly.

Sleep aids come in all shapes and sizes — from gummies and pills to masks and machines. Now, researchers are eyeing a surprising new technique to help the millions living with sleep apnea worldwide: blowing into a conch shell.
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In a recent study of 30 adults with moderate obstructive sleep apnea, about half of participants were taught to blow a conch shell (also known as shankh blowing in Hindu cultures), while the rest practiced deep breathing exercises. Six months later, those who practiced conch blowing were 34% less sleepy during the day and had an average of 4-5 fewer apnea events per hour during sleep. This group’s blood oxygen levels during the night also improved, which is notable as obstructive sleep apnea is typically associated with decreased blood oxygen levels due to repeated breathing interruptions.
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While more research is needed, the surprising treatment could be a promising alternative for those who are unable to access CPAP machines or find them uncomfortable. Lead researcher Krishna K. Sharma said in a statement, “Shankh blowing is a simple, low-cost breathing technique that could help improve sleep and reduce symptoms without the need for machines or medication.”

*one personal note: a possible downside- your conch-shell noisemaking may cause everyone else in the house to stay awake much longer

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“natives of the florida keys often refer to themselves as Conchs,

and for good reason: they have been drinking.”

-dave barry, ‘best state ever: a florida man defends his homeland’

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source credits: tobi thomas, the guardian, photot: alex pena andalou agency