Category Archives: parenting

on father’s day.

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“my daughter said, ‘why are you yelling at us?’ and i said, ‘i’m trying to discipline you!’

and then she looked up at me with her tear-stained eyes and said,

‘this is how you teach children, by making them cry.’

and it was such a clenching reminder —

she won not only the argument, but she won life with that statement.

i just burst out laughing, and i think they were so surprised that i burst out laughing, that they did too.”

-stephen colbert

 

image credit: eric carle, illustration from ‘mister seahorse’, penguin random house books – 2004

party babies.

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when a baby goes rogue looking for cracker crumbs in our classroom

at a class shower for my teaching partner’s soon to arrive first baby

roaming baby’s mom said not to worry,

she is just building up her immunity. 

clearly not her first child.

 

“babies are such a nice way to start people.”
― don herold

wilding.

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 back in time on a summer’s day

when your parents thought

you and your friends of all ages

were just pedaling around the block for hours

but in that time you really

explored abandoned houses and those still under construction

built your own underground fort

jumped in the mud to see if it was quicksand

left your socks behind

met a new kid

balanced on a a board going over the water to get to the other side

found a golf ball

explored the gravel pit

rolled down a hill backwards

shared snacks that fell in the dirt

had the best day ever

every single day.

“keep your children wild, don’t make them grow up too fast.”

– brooke hampton

parenthood.

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advice from the kinder to the parents of a classmate’

about how to take care of their new baby.

one so sweet

one filled with adventure 

all the others equally from the heart

everyone has their own unique way of approaching parenthood.

“folks, i don’t trust children. they’re here to replace us.”

  • stephen colbert

out of stone.

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“i believe that one defines oneself by reinvention.

to not be like your parents.

to not be like your friends.

to be yourself.

to cut yourself out of stone.’

-henry rollins

 

 

 

credits: Chad Knight digital sculpture, right brained, wild child