jello….is it me you’re looking for?

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with the big holiday looming

don’t spend a minute worrying about

what to do with all the leftovers

the solution is just waiting for you to discover

rest easy.

because, jello.

what’s the weirdest jello recipe you’ve ever been served?

was it considered:

a dessert?

a salad substitute?

a side dish of the main meal?

other?

 

“it’s as if we spend our entire lives avoiding Jell-O

but it is always there at the end, waiting.” 

-john grisham, ford county

 

 

 

image credit: kraft/general foods – vintage ad

yet to happen.

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it’s exciting to think

that some of the best moments of our lives

are yet to happen. 

 

 

 

 

 

fall 2019 -cranbrook, bloomfield hills, michigan, usa

be curious.

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each one with her own strength

kinder figure out how to solve the puzzle

by working as a team.

‘be curious, not judgmental.’

  • walt whitman

words are thoughts.

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that moment when the apple crisp you made

is finally ready to eat

and you learn how to write a new word 

because you need to tell people something. 

‘apple.’

“words are but pictures of our thoughts.”

-john dryden

a plan.

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fancy dinner and sleepover celebration with friends

 our plan.

not exactly sure what it was

but it seemed to make perfect sense at the time.


little pockets, big ideas.

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where did your snack go?

it’s all gone.

where did it all go?

just a big smile

and very full pockets.

clever really.

never hurts to be prepared for anything.

 

“you have to create little pockets of joy in your life to take care of yourself.”

-jonathan van ness

different.

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image credit: wilder

doorknob confessions.

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it is said that no matter how long a conversation has gone on

the most important truths are revealed

 as one touches the doorknob and turns to leave.

I find this phenomenon so interesting

and have experienced it firsthand.

have you ever made,

or been the recipient of,

a doorknob confession?

“all confessions are Odysseys.”

-raymond queneau

scout.

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scout (in the original), walks home dressed as a ham.

I was cast to play scout

in a scene from ‘to kill a mockingbird’

as a favor for my friend

who was in an oral interpretation class

during her later in life college days.

the scene was the one

where scout was dressed as a ham

walking home through the woods

and the victim of an unknown attacker.

as I’m an incredibly horrible actress

I double-checked to see if she was sure

about wanting me for the role.

she was desperate and had no one else

so I was perfect, and was in!

she also cast my boyfriend at the time

as my brother

and our about to deliver a baby any second friend

as the narrator

that was it.

 the only actors in the scene.

we were the holy trinity of non-talent.

one important thing that I needed to know

in spite of knowing my few lines

to be delivered in a frantic southern accent

with lots of screaming and thrashing movements

was that my attacker was not going to actually exist on stage

it was all interpretive

I had to imagine and act

like I was being attacked

as I wrestled with my invisible assailant.

at last the big day finally arrived

the curtain rose

I drawled and shrieked out my part

rolling around, slamming into the walls

and fighting my attacker who did not exist

all while dressed in my ham costume.

once it was over

we all took our bows

 happy when the curtain finally went down.

after, I asked my friend’s husband,

(who was kind enough to have been in the audience

so we would be sure to have someone who clapped)

what he thought of my performance

and while his review was not exactly as expected

it was probably right on the mark:

‘you were like a cat in heat!’

my friend got an ‘a’ on the project.

“drama starts where logic ends.”

-ram charan

 

image credits: ‘to kill a mockingbird’ -universal pictures

vin and tang.

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 i bought both of these 

on the same shopping trip

if I drink the two of them

can I call it

even?

 each is fermented after all

can i call it

a truce?

perfect balance?

harmony?

 

“there’s eternal opposition between yin and yang.

no third party at all, but treason occurs sometimes.”     

-toba beta