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don’t be a yuleshard.

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for a little variety, learn  these words for your next holiday gathering,

some borrowed from foreign languages and others from long ago.

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Someone doing their Christmas shopping on December 24 is the epitome of a Yuleshard  – a person who waits until the last minute to finish preparations for the holidays. This Scottish word dates to at least the mid-18th century. “Yule” is a synonym for the Christmas season, and “shard” is a corruption of the word jade and has been used since the 16th century as an insult in Middle English, referring to a worn-out horse.

Italians have the perfect word for how many feel after a holiday meal. Abbiocco refers to the drowsiness that occurs after a large meal, making it distinct from simple sleepiness before bedtime. It also involves a state of pure relaxation while delaying responsibilities, something that tends to occur on holidays. The word originated in central Italy from two verbs, abbioccare and abbioccarsi, meaning “to exhaust” and “to doze off,” respectively.

 It’s easy to overindulge during holiday meals, and those who do might need to take advantage of a yule-hole. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, a yule-hole is “the hole in the waist-belt to which the buckle is adjusted, to allow for repletion after the feasting at Christmas.”

A bummock is an alcoholic beverage brewed to enjoy at a “merry meeting” — aka a holiday party. This Scottish drink has been around since at least the early 19th century, but an 18th century definition of “bummock” (sometimes spelled “boumack”) is “an entertainment anciently given at Christmas by tenants to their landlords.”

 

 

Schnapsidee is a German word that  translates literally as “booze idea,” something many people have during the holidays. It’s a ridiculous, ill-advised idea that sounds like it was made up during a drunken state — sledding off the roof at a holiday party, for example. (Don’t do that!) Germans tend to use the word to describe any outlandish idea, though, whether alcohol was involved or not.

‘action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.’

-mark twain

 

 

 

source credits: word smarts, rachel gresh, vintage postcards, pinterest, bbc, wasau news

‘party with a purpose.’ – i’matter compost cups

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good to know that my cups are gluten free and nut free

never hurts to be extra healthy.

 

‘don’t eat trash.’

-wise unknown author

 

 

hand out.

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walking through a mix of fall leaves

i see

golds, and browns, and yellows, and oranges, and reds

and…

‘on the other hand, you have different fingers.’

-steven wright

‘creativity takes courage.’ – henri matisse

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a colorful marble orb spider, not unlike this one, came down on its web

(and not on anyone’s hand, the spider above is a model/actor)

appearing as we were having a glass of wine outside before dinner

it lowered itself down checking us out

with excited and mixed reviews from the group

not long after

we moved inside

while some of us

were in the kitchen finishing up dinner preparation 

the rest of us were left to our own devices

 in the living room

with more beverages

and a tray of appetizers 

i thought it would be a great idea

to fashion 

a marbled orb spider hanging from its web

out of leftover pieces from the tray

everyone pitched in

when it was finished

it seemed a challenge

to decide which was more lovely 

the outside real spider

or 

the inside interpretive spider

art and beauty

are very personal choices

as we all know

‘life is like art. it’s all interpretive.’ 

-robert holden

it’s official.

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yep.

my shirt has arrived

i am now officially part of the team

must be all the research

i did on my recent visit to the UP

the team knows i’m all in.

‘if we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?’

-albert einstein

her place.

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she had found her place at long last
confirmed by the thumbs up
(happened upon in the streets of Ann Arbor)
‘she could not then know that, even for the squarest peg,
the right hole may ultimately be found’
-henry handel richardson, the getting of wisdom

street food.

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sometimes, local street food is the best thing ever,

i’m here for the spaghetti.

‘street food i believe, is the salvation of the human race.’

-anthony bourdain

 

*anthony bourdain, (1956-2018), was a gifted chef, storyteller and writer who took TV viewers around the world to explore culture, cuisine and the human condition for nearly two decades,

 

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

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In an interview with The Guardianin 2019, English stand-up comic Chris McCausland claimed the funniest English word is “hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.” Not only is this a silly word to say, but it also has a humorously ironic meaning, as it refers to a fear of long words.

“don’t gobblefunk around with words.”
Roald Dahl, The BFG

source credits: the guardian, wordsmarts, google images

fighting words.

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our founding fathers irked england by inventing american english

thomas jefferson is credited with coining over 100 words — more than any other president. among the words the third president introduced are “indecipherable,” “belittle,” and “pedicure,” the latter of which means to care for the feet and toenails. “Pedicure” was one of several words that Jefferson borrowed from the French after spending many years in Paris.

next time you get your pedicure,

you’ll have TJ to thank for bringing this word to us,

otherwise you wouldn’t have known what service to ask for

when you booked your appointment. 

‘where can i find a man who has forgotten words so i can have a word with him?’

-zhuangzi

 

 

source credits: VOA, Saturday Evening Post

is it time for a name tag or tattoo?

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yesterday i replied to my funny blogging friend from wisconsin

midwest mark at mark my words

https://wordpress.com/reader/feeds/132543474/posts/5777286675

who wrote about using funny fake names when making reservations

he asked if anyone else did this

which reminded me that i sometimes

use other names when ordering coffee

because for some reason

people often seem to get my name wrong

‘beth’ becomes: ben, seth, beck, bet, betty, etc.

am I not articulating well?

is it my fault that my parents

gave me such a complicated name?

with so many letters?

sometimes they ask me to spell it

B. E. T. H.

 then they say

‘oh, just like it sounds.’

yes.

one time

 I was with my teaching partner

whose name is judy

we each ordered a drink to go

with our own specifications

we each gave our names

when we got our drinks

they read:

‘judy 1’ and ‘judy 2.’

‘i’ve had my name mispronounced so many times, i’m not even sure i’m saying it correctly.’

-author unknown