2 kinders cross paths at the doorway of our little classroom bathroom – one coming in, one exiting. the one exiting has pants down and is walking out like nothing is unusual and is on a sunday stroll in the park. one coming in yells out, ‘cover that up! no one needs to see your _____ (anatomically correct body part)!!’ – like a very bad day at the park. well said, little one.
I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.
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Priceless! This was funny and cute, glad us adults don’t do the sunday stroll in the park with our pants around our ankles, there would be more than ‘cover that up….’ Love these little stories Beth x :-)
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thanks jen, it’s what keeps me laughing every single day )
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Hilarious! thanks for sharing. I like the pic and the quote too.
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happy you enjoyed it kai and thanks for following, i look forward to reading your words too ) beth
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This is too funny. Just what I needed a good laugh on a Monday. At least your job is neither predictable or boring. Have a great week.
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happy to make you laugh and you are right about my job )
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Love it. As far as the entering kid was concerned, he or she might as well have said, “no one needs to see your bottom” or “your tummy” or… A body part is a body part to kids presented with information without embarrassment.
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there was absolutely no embarrassment here )
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You are probably very difficult to embarrass. ;)
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this is very true )
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lovely and cute story Beth,…made me laugh
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ty and glad you were laughing )
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Cute!
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thanks )
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Ha! Kids you have to love the sheer blunt honesty.
Benjamin
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yes they have no other way to be really )
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indeed, no one did need to see that child’s ________. heehee. Great story. You ARE collecting these for a book, yes? ;-) For the past two year’s I’ve helped my daughters’ kindergarten teacher (she’s that awesome that I’d still help her, long after my girls were in her class) put together a kindergarten cookbook. Their recipes are verbatim and are a stitch: 5 pounds flour, heat at 72 degrees, etc. One little boy told me the recipe for his mom’s Christmas cookies were “just google it.” The book is always so sweet and heartfelt. Which is why I’m glad you’re at least collecting your stories here :-)
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that is so nice of you and i love the google response )
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Ha ha! Kids crack me up. They call a spade a spade!! LMAO
Have a great day, Beth. Hugs from OZ, Paula xxxxx
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:)
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Loved it!
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happy you enjoyed it dk )
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Too funny. The kid going in has obviously heard that phrase about themselves before.
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that is exactly the same thing i thought )
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Thanks for making me laugh!
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my pleasure )
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Hahaha, this actually made me laugh and not just push air out of my nose :D
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a great review, thanks )
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Laughing here! The things the little ones do:)
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happy for your laughter )
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Fabulous!!
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happy you enjoyed it, you never know when you’ll have to use this line )
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That child probably heard that at home………..I am imagining Mom to Dad or something. Ha,
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exactly, andra )
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LOL, good one! :<)
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thanks, they always make me laugh )
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Wait till they have the first bite of the apple :-)
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things will change )
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Children have no shame, actually there
are quite a few adults like that too :( lol
Luckily not an everyday experience…
Hey have a lovely day
today my sweet friend :)
I have some GTA5 to
play this evening :) Yaay
Andro xxxx
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true and have fun
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Hey as long as YOU are having
some fun too, then I will be happy ;)
Andro xxxx
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i truly have fun here every day
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Don’t you just love honesty!
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yes, it’s quite refreshing and never gets old
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