so, i opened my mailbox only to find this piece of food terrorism waiting for me there.

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it knocked me

off my feet

and

attacked me

from

all sides

and

i

was

completely

left

defenseless 

to

its powers

holy hell

the

only thing

worse

would be

if it said

we will 

come

to your house

and

finger feed you

chips and dip

and

salted caramels

while you

lie around

on your sofa

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  1. Yum, Yum! Num, num,num. ha! That’s the sound of me eating the picture on my laptop. ha! Sure does look tasty – and grilled. no,less. Whew. And all just a phone call away – Too Easy.

    Fun Post Beth – I’ve never seen a “Grilled” speciality restaurant.

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  2. Wow! How horrible to be in harm’s way. I feel your pain.

    At the end of a conversation with a banker that I’d been annoyed with, he asked what he could do to resolve my displeasure. I joked that the only thing he could do would be to deliver fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies with bacon to my door daily. That got us both chuckling and off track. It did lighten the mood. But, I never did get those cookies. ;-(

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  3. Bravo for matching your orangey font to the flyer. This screams that you are powerful and have an upgraded theme. Or I’m too stupid to change colors. the thing is–if you don’t eat one, the terrorists win. Do your part, Beth. Take one for the team.

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