“Do not aim at eyes or face. Do not use projectiles other than those supplied or recommended by the manufacturer. Do not fire at point blank range. Do not use these toys against any living things. Never point or shoot the projectiles at anyone or pets.”
” ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED.”
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the warning on this frisbee
was clearly written by someone
who had grown up with a younger sibling.
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“it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.”
-ashleigh brilliant
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I didn't have my glasses on.... 
One of my mates son is an Australian Frisbee Champion…
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brilliant, too late to give him the warning….
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Subtle
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it’s all covered, in case you’re unsure of what not to do with your frisbee
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And certainly to avoid costly lawsuits….
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Hilarious. I used to have a set of books by Ashleigh Brilliant. They were brilliant! So incisive.
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she’s good )
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There’s so much wrong with this: 😏😉
Well, don’t we use them mostly in a “team” effort? Just saying…. no humans, really,? When it’s such a subtle way to pass a msg to your big brother?…..
Do not use these toys against any living things. Never point or shoot the projectiles at anyone or pets.
” ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED.”
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Love all of this. And have never seen any such “all inclusive warning ” on any toy. Great quote.
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Some of the warnings are fab, I came across a pack of peanuts that had an allergy warning that the packet may contain nuts….
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So many kids took those as suggestions rather than warnings, Beth.
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They’ve obviously seen me attempting to throw a frisbee :D
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Ah, they know )
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reminds me of a dad joke I’ve seen:
I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets…
Then it hit me.
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Too funny, Beth! I’ve been hit by frisbees and they do leave a good sting depending on how hard it was thrown. Those warnings ….. I just had to laugh!
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That’s hysterical…especially the very last warning. Hahahaha Some of us are warnings to others. So funny.
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LOL! I love the “3+” age rating.. NO suggested age can guarantee you won’t get conked, but 3 – 14 yr olds asking one to *play* frisbee seizes up one or two organs!
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The absurdities of life..
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I’ve been accused of being a warning to others. Hmm…but it’s all worked out well. :-)
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For the common good, Jim )
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I think you’re right! 😃
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LOL, that can likely be 😄
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Indeed!
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One reason people throw out so much good food is because of warning labels on the packaging: expiration dates and “best before” dates….which are ONLY there to provide legal protection for the manufacturer, and are NOT indicative of whether the food inside has gone bad yet….I say this because a “warning” on a Frisbee might be the single most unnecessary thing of all time!
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Agree!
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With the warning … “Never point or shoot the projectiles at anyone or pets” … I wonder how one is supposed to play a little frisbee catch with each other? I suppose you could play catch with a tree, just don’t expect to get the frisbee back … but then there is the warning not to “use these toys against any living thing.” Hmmmm ….
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What if all warnings were removed from everything and then let nature take its course?
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Hmmm ,
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40 years ago when we got one, there was no warning on, not even a name… :-) (We did get hit but survived strangely) :-)
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Same here, and I think I’ve been on both sides of this but still standing!)
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This reminds me of one of those ads that purport to solve a problem. Just about the time you perk up, here come the ten or more possible side effects. 😜
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funny )
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More likely they grew up with an OLDER sibling ;)
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Ooh, yes!
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😀
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My kids would need a bigger frisbee to cover all that they could dream of doing with it!
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I so get that!
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Good to have a bit of advice on all the possibilities!
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I suppose so!)
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Wow. They sure know how to take all the fun out of a frisbee.
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Right?!
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Dumb litigious society we live in these days. :/
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yes, over the top at times
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