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About beth

Ann Arbor-ite writes about enjoying life with all of its ironies and surprises.

smooth.

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tough to pass up this amazing offer

it’s really got it all

charm, the military, friendship, threats, god, a random stranger, a thank you, a blessing,

and a photo of general milley of course

such a smooth operator

but i’m going to have to take a hard pass on this one

too bad, so close!

 

“bad decisions make good stories.”

-ellis vidler, american romance author

word after a word.

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someone sure has a lot to say
not sure exactly what that is yet
but i think
someone has to pay something.
“a word after a word after a word is power.”
― margaret atwood

hickory, dickory.

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 the 400-Year-Old Cat Door at Exeter Cathedral, Where Felines Were Once on Payroll

Founded in the 11th century, England’s Exeter Cathedral is famed for its stunning features — including its medieval astronomical clock, a working replica of the solar system as it was understood at the time. But the building also boasts another ancient wonder: a cat door that may be among the world’s oldest.

Cut into the bottom of the door to the clock room is a small, cat-sized hole, and records show it was put there with a purpose. In 1598,Queen Elizabeth I nominated William Cotton for the role of Exeter Cathedral bishop. When he started his post, he also seems to have recruited a helper.

“It is from Bishop Cotton’s time that we have the record, ‘Paid ye carpenters 8 pence for cutting ye hole in ye north transept door for ye Bishop’s cat,’” said cathedral historian Diane Walker. It’s likely the hole served less to assist the kitty in catching mice and rats.

“The fat used to lubricate the clock mechanism would have been a great attraction for vermin,” said Walker, “hence the need for the cat to have access to this space.” The use of lard for clock maintenance was commonplace during that time period — and is believed to be represented in a famous children’s rhyme.

“Although there’s no evidence of a specific association with Exeter Cathedral, the nursery rhyme ‘Hickory, Dickory, Dock’ with its reference to ‘the mouse ran up the clock’ is most likely to have its origins in mice climbing parts of clock mechanisms, rather than climbing the outside of a long case clock as normally illustrated,” Walker explained

Cotton’s kitty wasn’t the first feline to call the cathedral home, though. Even before the hole was cut into the door, cats were employed by the church to keep the vermin population in check. Records from the 14th and 15th century indicate payments made to cats — or more likely, their owners — in the amount of 13 old pence per week. And another form of record also memorializes that arrangement: a medieval carving in the cathedral that depicts a cat attacking two rodents.

The payments seem to have ceased by the time Cotton and his cat arrived — though the jury is out on whether the feline was paid under the table. “We do not know whether Bishop Cotton’s cat received any payment for its services,” Walker said. But the cathedral’s feline history doesn’t end there. A post-World War II chapel carving depicts a one-eyed stray cat named Tom who became “quite a cathedral celebrity” after he was adopted by the head virger. (caretaker)

“He would sit in the bishop’s throne but never attempted to jump on an altar. One year he enjoyed settling into the Christmas manger tableau to the delight of visitors,” Walker shared.

“While he would spend much time wandering in the grounds surrounding the cathedral, he is also reported to have been particularly attentive in the cathedral during sermons when he would sit still and upright!”Fast forward to today, and kitties can still occasionally be seen using the medieval cat door — thankfully, the rodents are no longer an issue that requires feline attention.

“when rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time.”

― seanan mcguire,  author

 

 

source credit: rebekah brandes, photo credits: diane walker, universal images, getty

private.

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is it really, though?

what would stop anyone from just walking around the sign,

unsure of where the private part begins and ends?

or to test the boundaries?

 

“there is no private life which has not been determined by a wider public life.”

*George Eliot, Felix Holt: The Radical 1866

 

*Mary Ann Evans, known by her pen name George Eliot, (who changed her name because she wanted her writing to be taken seriously), was an English novelist, poet, journalist, translator, and widely recognized as one of the leading writers of the Victorian era. She wrote seven novels: Adam Bede, The Mill on the Floss, Silas Marner, Romola, Felix Holt, the Radical, Middlemarch and Daniel Deronda.

‘our thoughts are with all those who stand for peace.’ n. o’reilly.

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it’s been two years

“and the sunflowers are an eternity in themselves.

let them embrace our dreams and invigorate our hope evermore.”

* bhuwan thapalia

 

*Bhuwan Thapaliya is a nepalese poet writing in english.

he is an economist and is the author of four poetry collections.

 

 

 

photo credit: hollie adams, getty

strangers dangers.

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saw one of my hitchcock favorites for yet another time

a psychological thriller

that never gets old

but does continue to get creepier.

“i’m a typed director. if i made cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach.”

-alfred hitchcock

 

 

art credits: warner brothers pictures, 1951

the language of hands.

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“look, i made a map! and it goes right to my house!”

 

‘the most expressive part of the body when it comes to art. 

for a child, their hands often become their voice.’

-the art of creativity

son-mat.

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not my salad, but what i sure was hoping for

craving a fresh greek salad

 cut and chopped

the ingredients 

added

a lovely greek dressing

mixed it all together

dug in

ready for this fresh taste

but somehow not as good

as when i get it made

by my fav greek coney restaurant

even though

i use the same ingredients

put it in the bowl the same way

something is lost in translation.

the korean word son-mat describes the specific, irreplaceable flavor of someone else’s cooking.

it’s what was missing when we attempt to recreate our favorite dishes at home.

 

monkey business.

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apes playfully tease each other just like humans

Joking around is a key element of human interaction — one that starts emerging in babies as young as 8 months old, before they can even speak. Now, a new study is suggesting that the human instinct to play goes further back than previously thought.

An international team of cognitive biologists and primatologists documented playful teasing in the four species of great apes: orangutans, chimpanzees, bonobos, and gorillas. They identified 18 distinct teasing behaviors, indicating that “the prerequisites for humor evolved in the human lineage at least 13 million years ago,” per a press release.

“Similar to teasing in children, ape playful teasing involves one-sided provocation, response waiting in which the teaser looks toward the target’s face directly after a teasing action, repetition, and elements of surprise,” explained lead author Isabelle Laumer.

The concept of playful primates isn’t new — Jane Goodall previously documented such behavior — but this is the first study to systematically analyze it. “We hope that our study will inspire other researchers to study playful teasing in more species in order to better understand the evolution of this multifaceted behavior,” Laumer said.

“the very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen,

the feeling that whatever happens, it’s okay…

you’re either free to play, or you’re not.”

-john cleese

 

 

source credits: Proceedings of the Royal Society, Laumer, Winkler, Rossano,  Cartmill

photo credit: anup shah, getty

the miracle worker.

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dealing with a bad sciatic nerve episode

over a few days

i tried waiting it out

only getting worse instead of better

to the point where it affected my leg

shooting pains

hard to even sit down

 a knee refusing to bend

after trying many strategies to solve this

 all to no avail

i sought out an expert

a therapeutic massage and body work practitioner

did a lot of reading

found just who i needed

a strong eastern european therapist

with a small practice

close to home

personalized for each client

luckily she had a spot for me

when i arrived we talked for a while

she explained

what she could offer

how she worked with olympic swimmers

and others whose lifestyles or vocations or circumstances

led them to have body pains and challenges

how the body is all connected

one thing impacts the others

it would not be easy

but i would find relief

me explaining

my medical history

current issues

goals for the visit

she assessed

how i

walked, moved, sat, stood

 then we began

in a quiet and warm room

 calming music and dimmed lighting

i had booked an hour and a half visit

knowing that i needed a lot of work

like nothing i’ve ever experienced

she was very physically strong

moving and realigning my body

in ways that i didn’t know it was possible to do

some of it hurt, as expected

she told me to tell her if it felt like too much

but i really wanted relief

so knew i had to try to endure it

i fell into a kind of relaxed state

lost all sense of time

in spite of the intensity

when it was all over

she mentioned a few things:

she had gone a little over our planned appointment

it had actually taken 2 1/2 hours

my body was so resistant

that i fought her much of the time

why she had to take water breaks

 i had even inched up off the table

trying to escape?

survival instinct?

i asked if it was like wrestling with a bear

she laughed

covered me with hot towels to relax my muscles

i’m quite sure she must have been exhausted

told me all of the places that she could tell were tense

including my feet

 not even mentioned in our conversation

also clear that i drink a lot of coffee

 i now should feel better

when i stepped off the table

it was like a miracle

i was no longer hobbled

i could bend my knee

put weight on both legs

 move without pain

 all pain was gone

we had a conversation after

where she told me

the best ways for my body

to sit, stand, walk, run, eat

to keep it healthy and strong

told me to drink water after this long session

no extra charge

for the hard work, extra time, or helpful conversations

she had me stand again

 i thanked her profusely

for taking my pain

changing how i treat my body moving ahead

i almost cried

maybe i’ll even become an olympic swimmer.

“massage is the study of anatomy in braille.”

– jack meagher

 

 

 

photo credit : catster