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About beth

Ann Arbor-ite writes about enjoying life with all of its ironies and surprises.

magic rocks!

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when making your wish list

this holiday season

consider the above.

i really couldn’t believe

how magical these were

when i was a child

 i’m still working out how it happens

and they’re still so cool.

what toy was  magical to you?

“in the orchestra of existence, magic is the crescendo that shatters the silence of the ordinary.”

—-jon finch

channeling chevy chase.

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a reblog of one of my fav christmas posts  – from december 2013

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tire tracks in snow flying over the curb
went with one of my daughters to my favorite christmas tree lot, FLATSNOOTS, to buy my little tree. i love everything about these guys, they are always eccentric, friendly, quick, cheap, and helpful.
there was lots of new snow everywhere, and when i thought i was turning into their driveway, i was actually flying over a curb. we landed in their lot, in a parking spot, right next to their trailer. i rolled down my window, popped the trunk, and yelled out to duke, (one of the owners), ‘hey, can you toss whatever you have for $10 into my trunk?’ ‘nope. looks like you’re parked now, and that was quite an entrance. c’mon out back and we’ll see what we can find you.’
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what i imagined that my car did as we entered the lot
(image credit: warner bros. pictures)
it was a typical flatsnoots shopping experience – they found me a little tree for $8, and told us to come into the trailer to warm up and pay, while they cut the bottom off of the tree. they quickly went to their mini bar, whipped out the cinnamon schnapps, and we toasted to the season, sang a song with them, and were on our way once again. i felt like we had been in a scene from ‘national lampoon’s christmas vacation.’ only better.
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Discounts Remain the Same:
10% to geezers
10% to anyone who wears a sombrero
10% to anyone shorter than my friend PhilFine Services Available:
Valet Parking (not)
We will fresh-cut, prune & fit your tree to your stand
Tree delivery is available
Flatsnoots is a charter member of the North American Wood Tick Association * 
Coolest, Funkiest, most AH-mazingly bodacious Hat wins a COOL PRIZE

Peace & Prosperity to All!,  Duke

“Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

ahoy!

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inside my car at the car wash

music on

relaxing

feeling that underwater seaweed or giant squid on my hood vibe

yet the highlight

is getting to the end

 seeing the ‘theme’ setup in a corner –

captain’s wheel, the bluest water, navigation devices

understanding why it is called

‘the lighthouse’

performance art at its finest and my clean car is merely a bonus

it’s really an immersive sensory art experience on the cheap.

“told you. everything sounds better in a car wash.”

-sarah dessen

 

whole lotta’ love.

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this tree has seen a lot of love

 

“fill your paper with the breathings of your heart.”
― william wordsworth

lucky break.

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“let a joy keep you. reach out your hands and take it when it runs by.”

-carl sandburg

move-in ready!

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this looks like my kind of place!

i have such fond memories of childhood forts-

blanket forts

pillow forts

under the table forts

box forts

tree forts

garage forts

lower bunkbed forts

underground cave forts

behind the couch forts

secret forts

forts with passwords

anything/anywhere/anytime

we could find to makeover into a fort,

we did.

are you ‘pro-fort?’

is yes, what kind of forts did you enjoy?

 

“forte is french for fort.”

*buddy wakefield,  

*american poet, three-time world champion spoken word artist, and the most toured performance poet in history

 

 

 

 

image credit: facebook, ty to b. miller

hue.

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what will be the pantone paint color for 2024?
pantone has unveiled its color of the year for 2024: *Peach Fuzz, a soft peach-beige that the company of color aficionados says is meant to embody “our desire to nurture ourselves and others.” the hue is “a velvety gentle peach tone whose all-embracing spirit enriches mind, body and soul,” according to Pantone.
*because i’m called ‘peaches’ by some of the people closest to me,  i’m happy with this choice
bye, bye, magenta – you’re so 2023

“i would like to paint the way a bird sings.”

-claude monet

cccccccccold.

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very cold scene from ‘the shining.’ (warner brothers)

does anyone else watch movies set in the snow and became freezing just watching them?

it all starts out well enough

 suddenly dawning on me

the characters

have spent much of the movie in the freezing snow.

 once i realize this, there is no  going back,

it begins to feel so very cold.

consider this a warning or cautionary tale.

below are some i’ve sen over the years,

any to add to the list?

white fang

frozen

fargo

dr. zhivago

on her majesty’s secret service

white out

groundhog day

the revanent

jeremiah johnson

home alone

the snow walker

shackleton

snow day

the thing

vertical limit

society of the snow

“life is cold. people stay warm through the intimacy of a story.”

-james altucher

 

tarantula.

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*g.r.t. alert

not one of these descriptors appeal to me;

*giant –  robotic – tarantula.

this is not on my gift list in case anyone was wondering.

thank you in advance.

 

“even on central avenue, not the quietest dressed street in the world,

he looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food cake.”

-raymond chandler, amercian-british author

sloth.

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is it just me,

or is a ‘sloth activity’ book

an oxymoron

and probably incredibly slow and boring?

 

 

“the kindest word to describe my performance in school was sloth.”

-harrison ford, american actor