tired and hungry and looking for the easy way out

 trying to eat something healthy

 was a quite a challenge based on the menu

ordered a small wrap without sauce and unsweetened iced tea

they repeated my order to me

i confirmed it and paid

got my order

slipped back into traffic and headed off

only to quickly discover

much to my dismay

they had actually

added extra sauce, a sugary fake honey mustard sort of thing to my wrap

and poured me a fully-sugared iced tea

was this a trick?

had i asked for my order in some other language that i was unaware of ?

did yes actually mean no?

was i a horrible communicator?

did i appear to need a sugar boost?

too tired and too much traffic to go back

but one of us in the equation was clearly confused

and perhaps both.

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