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why i’m still single #3 – top 10 online dating profile names sent to me this year

Posted on January 27, 2013 by ksbeth

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1. nutcase

2. swingdoctor

3. muscularhunk

4. iwilldoyou

5.playtimehowie

6. thepriest

7. pipinghot

8. gashexplorer

9. cokecowboy

10. mikedong

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Bob Knapke on January 27, 2013 at 3:53 pm said:

lol Beth,,

just 3 reasons I am still single,,
not the persons just the names
as they appear in my inbox.
Bob

KINDHEARTEDMEMAW

ONAMISSION2NITE

HOTEBONYMOON

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ksbeth on January 27, 2013 at 4:06 pm said:

wow bob, it’s amazing isn’t it? what an exciting world we live in ) thanks for reading.

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Debbie O'Connor on January 27, 2013 at 4:52 pm said:

Eeewww…so sorry

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moviewriternyu on January 27, 2013 at 5:40 pm said:

So how many of the guys on the list did you go out with? Come on…you must’ve been curious about a couple of them… 🙂

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- ksbeth on January 27, 2013 at 5:46 pm said:
  
  i must say, it was really hard to pass up swingdoctor as well as the priest.
  
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  - moviewriternyu on January 27, 2013 at 6:05 pm said:
    
    What about not judging a book by its cover? Sure, these books chose their own names, but does that mean they’re really that stupid??? 🙂
    
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    - ksbeth on January 27, 2013 at 9:11 pm said:
      
      like one of my fav book titles, by the illustrious author, tom arnold of roseanne fame, ‘how i lost 5 pounds in 6 years.’ excellent choice of words.
      
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      - moviewriternyu on January 27, 2013 at 10:13 pm said:
        
        You should date him. He’s a real winner! 😉
        
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- ksbeth on January 27, 2013 at 5:47 pm said:
  
  plus i give gashexplorer points for a high level of creativity. could be an amazing porn name.
  
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  - moviewriternyu on January 27, 2013 at 6:05 pm said:
    
    Or a man who really enjoys farts… 🙂
    
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happyzinny on January 27, 2013 at 5:50 pm said:

Jeez, imagine having to choose between nutcase and mikedong? I think you are wise to stay single a while longer!

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- ksbeth on January 27, 2013 at 5:57 pm said:
  
  absolutely agree happy )
  
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ksbeth on January 27, 2013 at 10:21 pm said:

@ny – too bad he’s already taken (

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drybredquips on February 3, 2013 at 8:38 pm said:

Thanks for following my blog and for liking “second childhood.” I’m probably in mine.

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idiotprufs on February 5, 2013 at 10:14 pm said:

What does your profile say? “looking for an unemployed mysogynist, may or may not be a serial killer, please send mug shots.”

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- ksbeth on February 6, 2013 at 7:40 pm said:
  
  @ip – apparently i should rewrite my profile with a different demographic in mind
  
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Ned's Blog on February 12, 2013 at 11:22 am said:

Um….. yikes…. And on behalf of all men, except those 10, I’m really sorry…

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- ksbeth on February 12, 2013 at 4:41 pm said:
  
  @ned – thanks for stopping by and following along, and especially thanks for the apology on behalf of the others – at least i an fed a constant stream of writing material ) beth
  
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angelicreader on February 14, 2013 at 7:10 am said:

Those are some keepers you have there.

And thanks for stopping by my blog

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TamaraRoyal.com on March 12, 2013 at 8:21 pm said:

“HyAnis”

I still cant take him seriously! However, he’s cute, and has a real name. “Eddie” can also write grammatically correct emails. But I still can’t help myself from saying Hi Anus!

Thanks for your understanding, your list made me laugh too!

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3bones on December 31, 2013 at 11:11 am said:

My condolences as well, Beth. At the very least, I certainly hope you found a new on-line site in 2013, and if not hopefully you will in 2014!

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- ksbeth on January 1, 2014 at 4:30 am said:
  
  and thank you, that is a wonderful wish for the new year, happy new year back at you )
  
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