Monthly Archives: September 2015

try to avoid being naked.

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25 Unusual Foreign Travel Warnings for Visiting the U.S.

What do foreign tourists worry about when they visit the U.S.? Expensive emergency healthcare, overly sensitive attitudes towards nude sunbathing, and gross tap water, apparently. That’s according to travel warnings for potential U.S. tourists from around the world.

These government-issued advisories can seem like common sense for Americans, but they also reveal significant cultural differences between the U.S. and other countries.

 Here are 25 unexpected travel warnings from around the world aimed at those visiting the U.S. (most are approximate translations from the country’s official language):

1. DON’T GET RIPPED OFF AT AN ORLANDO GAS STATION (UK)

2. TAKE CARE OF THE FLOWERS (CHINA)

3. DO NOT USE HOTMAIL OR GMAIL (AUSTRALIA)

4. DO NOT STALK ANYONE (GERMANY)

5. WATCH OUT FOR GUNS AT NIGHTTIME (CANADA)

6. STAY AWAY FROM THE EAST COAST (CHINA)

7. REALLY, WATCH OUT FOR GUNS (GERMANY)

8. DOORS MIGHT BE CLOSED (RUSSIA)

9. DO NOT INSPIRE ROAD RAGE (CHINA)

10. DO NOT TALK TO PROSTITUTES (GERMANY)

11. DON’T PEE IN THE STREET (SWITZERLAND)

12. DON’T JOKE ABOUT BOMBS (UK)

13. TRY TO AVOID BEING NAKED (GERMANY)

14. FEEL FREE TO SHACK UP (AUSTRIA)

15. DON’T CUT IN LINE (CHINA)

16. DON’T EXPECT AIR TRAVEL TO BE SAFE (CANADA)

17. VACCINES DON’T CAUSE AUTISM (MEXICO)

18. THE TAP WATER TASTES GROSS (AUSTRIA)

19. THE AMERICAN DREAM ISN’T REAL (RUSSIA)

20. EXPECT HARASSMENT IN ARIZONA (MEXICO)

21. YOU MIGHT GET EXTRADITED (RUSSIA)

22. WATCH OUT FOR EXPENSIVE DOCTOR VISITS (AUSTRALIA)

23. DON’T LEAVE TRASH IN YOUR CAR (CANADA)

24. TAXI DRIVERS KNOW NOTHING (RUSSIA)

25. PAY YOUR TRAFFIC TICKETS (GERMANY)

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traffic.

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this isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.
– terry pratchett

excitement.

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the children run as fast as they can 

to see their new playground

for the very first time.

every day should have a moment like this.

with time, many of the facts I learned were forgotten

but I never lost the excitement of discovery.

-paul berg

everybody in their own imagination decides what scary is. – yvonne craig

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followed this

on the way into work today

not sure what to make of it

but

imagination is working overtime

and

don’t really want to find out.

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chairs.

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not sure this seating arrangement is

the most conducive to 

healthy social interaction

so let’s just call it

yard art.

i had three chairs in my house; one for solitude,

two for friendship, three for society.

– henry david thoreau

peace.

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lizard says peace.

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look.

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i believe that if one always looked at the skies,

one would end up with wings.

– gustave flaubert

to me, music is entertainment – what else can it be? In fact, it’s the only language I know of that’s universal. – ray charles

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it’s just not a real

oktoberfest street festival

until

it happens in september

and

the band wearing lederhosen

plays

“sweet home alabama’

music is only love looking for words. – lawrence durrell

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come sit a spell

drop in

to our

friendly irish pub

everyone is welcome

bring what you like

your

fiddle guitar heart voice spoons steps drum

join our circle

stay a bit

teach

your spoons

and

your magic tunes

to a

future musician

pay it forward

and

the music

will never stop.

music is the movement of sound to reach the soul

for the education of its virtue.

– plato

 

who bothers to cook TV dinners? i suck them frozen. – woody allen

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happy national tv dinner day!

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so much fun and so easy!

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on christmas 1968, the apollo 8 crew feasted almost just like home on frozen tv dinners. mini bottles of brandy were included but they opted out to play it safe – no space hangovers, and left them unopened.

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adweek, smithsonian.com, banquet, swanson foods,mental floss