yep, not me.
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just wondering why my fitness app
is willing to measure
pole dancing but not pole vaulting
both involve strength and flying.
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“i have tennis shoes with little rhinestones that I slip on if I exercise.
but I always wear heels, even around the house.
i’m such a short little thing,
i can’t reach my kitchen cabinets.”
-dolly parton
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photo credit: naviant health
I didn't have my glasses on.... 
I love Dolly’s self deprecating sense of humor and I love Elvis’s too esp when he parodies himself in ‘Are You Lonesome Tonight?’ ; self deprecation: the highest and most generous form of humor:
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me too
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I’m sure pole dancing is wonderful exercise! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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I imagine both a good workouts
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Seems to be a real oversight. All I can tell you is which one I would rather watch.
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while I can’t say I’ve ever done either, I’m quite sure you have to be very athletic to do either well
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With a touch of fearlessness.
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absolutely
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Health apps have a mind off their own. 😂
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that they do
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😅😱
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I can do a little tap dance while computing. And swiveling in my chair must be good for the waist line. 😉
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Absolutely!
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From the south pole to the north pole, … there’s definitely a lot of pole dancing and pole vaulting from one pole to the other pole
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Absolutely
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Dolly Parton may be short in height but she is tall in stature.
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She absolutely is
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Lol. too funny! ❤
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And teal )
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Real
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lol! 🙂
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Right!
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😉
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Love this observation…lol. I noticed this week that snow shoveling is not on my fitness app but snow sports are. Think anyone will know I wasn’t skiing in my driveway? 😀
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Not at all
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Always loved Dolly!
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Me too
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You have a great track record here in the blogosphere !
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Thanks-
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Seeing my wife standing next to Dolly was amazing. Laura is 5’2″ and was taller. I think Dolly is 4’11”. When she has her big hair on, she might be taller than me.
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Google says she’s 5′ tall. I never realized she was that short. I was 5’8″ and a hair at my tallest. Now I barely make 5’7″. At least I’m still vertical.
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Gosh, not me either 😄
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I’ve always admired pole vaulters. It looks like such a challenging sport.
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Didn’t know she was so short…her big personality makes up for any inches. Pole vaulting…sigh…yeah, no, I’m better off on the ground. Never wanted to fly through the air over a stick. Never.
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This was insanely clever, and a subject I would not have thought about if it wasn’t for this post. Thank you!
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There are things I say “sure I’d try”…and there are things I don’t. This is a “DON’T!”
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Dolly is a tiny giant! And seriously, why doesn’t the app count pole vaulting?
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Yes! And, exactly
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🙂
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My grandma always wore heels.
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Indeed
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And honestly, they’re both pretty fun to watch.
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I couldn’t do either, so i’m safe either way. 😉 lol! I love Dolly, she’s a gem!!
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same and me too!
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I wouldn’t pole dance.. these people are happy dancing.
Anita
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❤
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Ah, there’s still time, Beth. I can see the headlines now—Preschool Teacher Sets New Record.
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right!
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I have no idea how pole vaulters do their thing, because I often envision what it must be like to go through the initial how-to-do-it process. There has to be some very hard “lessons” before one gets good at it.
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Lots of crashing most likely in either endeavor I imagine
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Beth, this is so not me as well, and I laughed my head off at what you said. Dolly Parton’s quote- perfect!
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I just found it so funny that someone made that choice and dolly is always so quotable.
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Yes, and yes!
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Not me either.
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Twins
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