“april hath put a spirit of youth in everything.”
-william shakespeare
not sure what category my style falls into, or is it a style?
it’s me, and i’m happy with that
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“i have grown a little tired of over-careful decorations.
somehow the homeyness is lost when the decorator is too careful.”
-elsie de wolfe
Elsie de Wolfe (born 1865, New York—died 1950, Versailles, France) was an American interior decorator, hostess, and actress, best known for her innovative nad anti-victorian interiors.
when you’ve just settled in for the night
and someone calls asking you to go out
you roll your eyes, you sigh
then have a couple of ways to turn down the offer,
one leaves the caller with a better feeling about you than the other:
option#1
“i don’t feel like going out tonight.”
lazy
unoriginal
puts the blame on you
option#2
“for now, my place is here.”
surprising
philosophical
you answer to a higher power
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choose your words wisely.
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“facts matter not at all. perception is everything. it’s certainty.”
-stephen colbert
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credits: franklin springboro library, take a hike photography
when you have so much to celebrate but only one space to display it:
on a random moose with a bandana.
end of winter, easter holiday, spring’s arrival, and your home team’s victory.
done.
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when speaking to someone with an accent
i accidentally/empathetically pick it up
without even realizing it
maybe kind of trying to meet them halfway
but it doesn’t sound like the real accent
i find myself kind of stuck in an in-between zone.
when i was in austraila
many people guessed that i was canadian
my accent had become a mashup
of american english blended with an aussie-ish sound and a bit of slang thrown in.
people have told me for years
when i answer my phone
that i have a lilting accent
with some sort of an undefined european sound to it
‘allo…’
they are sometimes taken aback for a minute
‘is this beth?’
‘oui, why do you ask?’
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“i subconsciously mimic whomever I’m talking to,
so I’ve been mistaken for a canadian, a south american, and somebody from the west country.”
-chloe pirrie, scottish actress
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photo credit: ruby lane
on april fool’s day and most any day
live life with gusto
even if not everyone is quite on board yet.
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“you will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.”
-*sidonie gabrielle colette
*Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette, best known as Colette, was a French author and woman of letters. She was also a mime, actress, and journalist. Colette is best known in the English-speaking world for her 1944 novella Gigi, which was the basis for the 1958 film and the 1973 stage production of the same name.
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image credit: a. thomas, redbook magazine
put on that easter bonnet
mix up a big pitcher
of sugar and kool aid
just 5 cents a pack
mix in a pack of kids
(free)
sit back
with your own beverage of choice
and watch the parade begin!
what could be more fun??!
looks like these kids
may be on their second pitcher.
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“hippy hoppity easter’s on its way!”
-here comes peter cottontail
What is the origin of Peter Cottontail song?
The famous “Easter Bunny” came to be in the song, “Here Comes Peter Cottontail.” The song, which tells a simple story of the Easter Bunny delivering baskets filled with candy, eggs, and flowers, was written by Steve Nelson and Jack Rollins in 1949.
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image credit: vintage ads 1960, etsy
years ago
when traveling to mexico with friends
we decided on the plane
to each take on an alias for our trip
based upon the nail polish color we were each wearing
i immediately became ‘dusty rose’ for a week
i’ve loved nail polish names ever since.
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here is a fun sampling:
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“when life gives you lemons, have a lemonade while getting a pedicure.”
detroit duckpin bowling
with family on the bottom floor
beneath the cambria hotel in the city
it is highly unlikely
i will become a professional bowler
on the circuit one day
as with just one move
my ball flew out of my hand
right into a small slot
between our lane and another
shutting down the system
but what an aim i had
who else could have thrown their ball directly
into that tiny hidden spot
without even knowing it was there?
there must be some kind of award for that.
and we had a lot of laughs.
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“if i had been on ‘bowling for dollars’, i’d wind up owing them money.
-ricki lake
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A wildlife hospital just solved a hilarious case of mistaken identity.
On Thursday, a woman brought in a baby hedgehog to the Lower Moss Nature Reserve and Wildlife Hospital in Cheshire, England — only to be told it wasn’t an animal in need, but a beanie hat pop-pom.
The caring woman had picked up the ‘hedgehog’ from the side of the road after she noticed it “hadn’t moved or pooped all night,” reported U.K. newspaper The Independent.
“From a distance, you take it at face value. She didn’t handle it at all — she scooped it in a box with some cat food and left it alone in a warm, dark place,” veterinarian Janet Kotze, told the paper.
“She did everything so well. She barely peeked at it because she didn’t want to stress it out.”
“It was pretty obvious to us but I can also see how she was mistaken,” she recalled. “She said, ‘You’re joking! Oh my goodness, how did I do that?’ ”
“She was so concentrated on doing the right thing. She was concerned it hadn’t moved or even pooed — that would be spooky if it had,” Kotze added.
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The wildlife hospital wrote of the rescue attempt on Facebook, “Our hearts melted as a kind soul thought she was rescuing a baby hedgehog,” as they jokingly nicknamed the pop-pom ‘hoglet.’
Despite the mistake, the reserve shared that the “adorable” new visitor “still got all the love, complete with some cozy TLC.”
“Remember, kindness knows no bounds, even when it’s to a faux furry friend! 🐾,” the wildlife hospital added while highlighting the importance of rescuing hedgehogs in vulnerable situations.
“Please remember, if you spot a hedgehog out during the day, it’s a sign something’s not right. Pop them in a box with a warm source and seek help from your local vets. Let’s keep our prickly friends safe!”
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“he was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he
would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain.”
-douglas william jerrold
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p.s. confession: this could have easily been me. especially if i didn’t have my glasses on.
random hand model, not me, wearing ‘dusty rose’ polish.
i’m very hard on my nails so polish doesn’t stand a chance of lasting very long.