looks like blue cross finally settled their class action lawsuit

for $14 billion, 991 million dollars, and some change

when reading through my letter of settlement

i see they used class action lawsuit math to arrive at my payment

 my $3 thousand and some dollars spent on what they considered ‘relevant purchases’

(plus all of my dollars spent with them that were considered ‘irrelevant’ )

are worth an award of exactly 5 cents.

which they noted, ‘of course is less than $10 dollars’

will be donated to free clinics of michigan (a good cause)

so perhaps the donation on my behalf

will help to purchase exactly 1/2 of 1 bandaid for someone.

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“i alone, could never have produced this book. i say this mainly in case there are lawsuits.”

-dave barry