Tag Archives: observations

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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. – Jerry Seinfeld

 

lucky seven

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 home at last, and walking downtown, i passed one of our most interesting stores.

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the name really speaks for itself.

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The seven deadly sins, also known as the capital vices or cardinal sins, is a classification of vices that has been used since early Christian times to educate and instruct them concerning fallen humanity’s tendency to sin. In the currently recognized version, the sins are usually given as wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony.

 now –  if they just added in a taco bell all-you-can-eat bar, with super-sized slushy drinks, comfy sofas with cup-holders, remotes and unlimited trashy tv, mirrors, free spa services, and marriage arbitration, i think you could partake in all of the deadly sins under one roof. kind of like a 7 deadly sins strip mall or theme park. one-stop shopping. i can only imagine the ads. 

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There is no sin except stupidity.

Oscar Wilde

Looking back in my rearview mirror to see Australia – objects may appear smaller than they actually are

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What may be the world’s smallest golf course – less than 1 meter square – freemantle

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A friendly creature with a great approach – balingup

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Hard to resist this taste sensation – Margaret river

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The Aussie version of snow, sea foam – bunbury

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Stark beauty – Wellington dam

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Maze where I hooked up with a random family to help me find my way out – yallingup

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Evening walk around the estuary – found my way with the help of a homeless man and 2 teens with nothing better to do

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Found myself in the ancient mangrove

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Found my way out again

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‘Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.’

Charles Schulz

Do you ever wonder?

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Finally back on American soil after a long and crazy journey home. One last layover and one last flight and I will be home. Along the way, I realized it was my wonder and amazement with people and their choices that kept me smiling. A random sampling for your reading pleasure:

A. My Aussie seat-mate of many hours and ultimate gentleman, who jumped over the back of our seats, so as not to wake me when he got up.

B. The woman who chose to wear a cow costume without a head, but with a pretty blue hair bow instead, who shared the line with me in customs.

C.  The mysterious woman who left her ample bra hanging in my airport restroom. I long to know her story.

My sincere thanks to all above, and many more, who made my travel adventure so much more entertaining.

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I’m leaving now. No, I’m not.

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Called airline to confirm my flight for this evening. airline told me it had been rebooked 13 hours earlier for this morning and it had already left. They had contacted my travel agent in the states who is 12 hours behind and sleeping or dancing away her weekend night. they did not think to also contact me. next possible flight to make my 3 connections, is actually too soon for me to arrive at the airport in time. Next option: add in one more flight, spend the night in an airport somewhere, continue on. No rebooking for the next day as one leg of the trip falls within the 24 hour no rebooking rule, which I think she made up while talking to me, because at some point it’s less than 24 hours away and I’ll be losing or gaining a day somewhere in the process.  Next option: leave at midnight tonight, check bags through all airports, until i hit customs again in the states. Possible glitches: airline called this option ‘dangerous,’ as far as all flights must be on time, allowing for a very small window for transfers and connections, customs has to not consider me an enemy combatant or mule, and they said they ‘would pray for me.’ This sounds like the perfect fit and of course, the option I chose. After hours on the phone and computer, and many teas, coffees, and cookies, and an emu beer, I am ready to go.

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Command center.

Where the river meets the sea

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Margaret river meets the Indian Ocean. Looking across to Africa, Asia, Antarctica. Awesome.

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What not to do while in australia

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I can take a hint.

Hansel and gretel hit the beach

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It seemed like a good idea to carve this giant arrow into the sand to help us find our way out after a long walk down the beach.

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Upon our return, the entire beach looked like the scene below.

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Now that I think of it, hansel and gretel had some design flaws in their plan as well.

5 mates, a piñata, a movie, a gorilla, a croquet mallet, and a heap of junk food

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These aussies know how to party.

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The beginning. One stripped his off his flannel monsters onsie immediately and said, I do this at all the parties.’

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Electric blue ant piñata gets taken out.

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The aftermath. All the players were in bed by 7:30.

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The morning after.

One is the loneliest number

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the gorge at Wellington dam