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one thing.

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when you have one thing you have to do all day

and it is called summer.

 

 

“re: times in my life when i had one thing to do all day, but i still couldn’t get to it. 

“i gotta go to the post office, but i’d probably have to put on pants. 

and they’re only open until five.

looks like i’m going to have to do that next week.”

-jim gaffigan