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tarantula.

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*g.r.t. alert

not one of these descriptors appeal to me;

*giant –  robotic – tarantula.

this is not on my gift list in case anyone was wondering.

thank you in advance.

 

“even on central avenue, not the quietest dressed street in the world,

he looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food cake.”

-raymond chandler, amercian-british author

be unprepared.

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when an unexpected robot cat rolls up to deliver your dinner and gives you a wink

 just smile and wink back.

 

“be unprepared. that’s my motto. let life surprise you.”

-marty rubin

the great escape.

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 A robot vacuum cleaner made a break for freedom after giving staff the slip at a Travelodge hotel.

The automated cleaner failed to stop at the front door of the hotel in Orchard Park in Cambridge, England on Thursday, and was still on the loose the following day.

Staff said it just kept going and “could be anywhere” while well-wishers on social media hoped the vacuum enjoyed its travels, as “it has no natural predators” in the wild.

It was found under a hedge on Friday.

Staff at the hotel posted the story of the robot vacuum’s great escape on social media, asking for it to be returned, if found.

“Today we had one of our new robot vacuums run for its life,” the assistant manager wrote.

“They normally sense the lip at the hotel entrance and turn around, but this one decided to make a run for it.”

The robot vacuum had enough of cleaning the lobby and made its bid for freedom from the hotel, which is next to the A14. Its disappearance was not noticed for about 15 minutes and despite a search, it appeared the vacuum had made a clean break for it.

While some readers joked about the robot’s adventures, one feared for its safety in the great outdoors, pointing out that “nature abhors a vacuum”.

However, much to everyone’s relief, the device was found nestled under a hedge on Friday afternoon by a (human) hotel cleaner sprucing up the front drive. It was dusted off and “is now back sitting happily on a shelf with the rest of its robot vacuum family”, the hotel confirmed.

“one basic law of the universe dictates that robots

must learn to make fast food before they can get driver’s licenses.” 

-leland mcknight

 

 

 

credits: eastofenglandnews@bbc.co.uk, n. chadwick/geograph

 

 

today or any day that phone may ring and bring good news. – ethel waters

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thank you so much

kind robot

for calling me

to give me

the good news.

it’s officially a snow day!

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