because of this^

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 looking for the perfect gift for someone who has a pet chicken? look no further.

(if i had a pet chicken

i would let it run free and just lounge around

unless it wanted to go on long walks with me.)

Yesito Chicken Harness Hen Size with 6ft Matching Leash – Adjustable, Resilient, Comfortable, Breathable, Large Size, Suitable for Chicken Weighing About 6.6 Pound ,Pink

4.2 out of 5 stars

$14.99

• EASY TO ADJUST – ENSURE A COMFY FIT: Our chicken harnesses are truly adjustable and easy to wear. Adjust the size to your needs to make sure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what. No more feeling uncomfortable. You will not worry that the chicken will get rid of harness when walking the chicken at street.
• MADE TO LAST – ULTRA RESILIENT FABRIC: Boasting a durable, breathable and reinforced mesh fabric, this pet leash and harness set can stand everyday wear and tear. No more seams coming loose and stitching falling apart. We’ve got you covered.
• We give three colors of bow ties for each Chicken Harness: You can match it with the color you like when walking the chicken. which makes it more personalized and become the focus! A storage bag as gift: it not only holds chicken harness. but also accommodates the articles such as keys, coins, and lipsticks.

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“i dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” -ralph waldo emerson