if getting in your pajamas at 7:30
and going to the playground
and a singing stroll until dark
then we don’t want to be right.
the more injuries you get, the smarter you get.
yes, it’s a sports injury.
no, i was not
playing in a world cup match
representing the u.s.a.
walking in the house
while singing bohemian rhapsody.
a door jumped in my way.
out of nowhere.
now my baby toe is broken.
and feels a little jacked up.
i must be a genius by now.
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