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‘stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper. ‘- jonas eriksson

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found this new gift idea when visiting on of my favorite restaurants

now i can get everyone the same thing this year

no returns and it will fit all recipients

just check the box for the occasion

or write in your own

 you’re good to go. 

 

‘we buy our own toilet paper even here in the white house.’

-Barack Obama, 44th president of the united states

 

york ann arbor, michigan, uss

panic in the paper aisle.

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World’s Largest Roll of Toilet Paper

10 feet high and 8.5 feet across.

weighs two tons.

contains a million square feet of squeeze-ably soft toilet paper.
will last me 1900 years.
according to my math
i’m good.

“i tend to stay with the panic. i embrace the panic.”

-larry david

 

 

 

credits: ripley’s believe it or not museum, branson, missouri, usa