so much going on
if nothing else
you might never need
to shop anywhere else
so many options
none really appeal to me
maybe because i’m in the
‘& everybody else’ category
maybe it’s something else.
“marketing is too important to be left to the marketing department.”
~ david packard
World’s Largest Roll of Toilet Paper
10 feet high and 8.5 feet across.
weighs two tons.
contains a million square feet of squeeze-ably soft toilet paper.
will last me 1900 years.
according to my math
“i tend to stay with the panic. i embrace the panic.”
credits: ripley’s believe it or not museum, branson, missouri, usa
as merely an observer of the event
I’d have to guess
that she when she arrived at the store
perhaps with the intention
of buying a tea towel
she did not plan to leave
with a giant metal chicken
and may have even worried
that if she did not buy it today
someone else might come along
they too could not live without it
one day longer.
life is funny that way.
‘buying involves decision-making.
it’s a performance activity, like sports or acting.’