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About beth

Ann Arbor-ite writes about enjoying life with all of its ironies and surprises.

demand it.

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it’s always quickly apparent 

whimsy and joy step in

when i turn down a road

finding myself on campus

i think that many find themselves here.

‘the joy of living is his who has the heart to demand it.’

-theodore roosevelt

who?

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if you want a cool pen name, try using the pen name generator below-

mine is:  beatrice hazelton

although,

i did choose another pen name years ago, rebecca hunter

in case i ever wrote romance novels

even used it on a cross-country writing adventure trip

but kept forgetting my pen name

when my friend

 accompanying me as my photographer

called out ‘rebecca…’

sometimes awkward.

rule #1: if you’re going to use a pen name, you have to remember it. 

‘i love it when people ask if jennifer weiner is a pen name. um…

if i wanted a pen name i could have done a lot better than this.’

-jennifer weiner, american author

What is a great author pen name?

I like Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) because the whimsy of the name reflects the whimsy of his style.

Lemony Snicket isn’t just a pseudonym. It’s also a character. It’s quirky and wonderful that a writer would not just invent a name, but then write himself into his own fictional world. What better way to break the 4th wall than to have the book published under the name of the narrator?

“The name Lemony Snicket originally came from research for Handler’s first book, The Basic Eight. Handler wanted to receive material from organizations that he found “offensive or funny”, but did not want to use his real name, and invented “Lemony Snicket” as a pseudonym.”

 

credits: greater dayton public televsion, medieval writings, wiki

goodbye, ethel.

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“Along with a lifetime’s work in social justice and human rights, our mother, age 96, widow of *Robert F. Kennedy, leaves behind nine surviving children, (2 others preceded her in death), 34 grandchildren and 24 great-great grandchildren, along with numerous nieces and nephews, all of whom love her dearly,” the family statement said.
‘if you see something wrong, if you speak out…you can change it.’
-ethel kennedy
*Robert Francis Kennedy, also known as RFK, was married to Ethel Kennedy, and was an American politician and lawyer. He served as the U.S. Attorney General  from 1961-1964, and as a U.S. senator from New York from January 1965 until his assassination in 1968, when he was running for the Democratic presidential nomination.

treasured.

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World’s Longest Treasure Hunt Ends After 31 Years, 5 Months, and 9 Days

The world’s longest treasure hunt appears to have come to an end, after an announcement in France that a buried statuette of a golden owl has finally been unearthed – after 31 years.

“We confirm that the replica of the golden owl was dug up last night, and that simultaneously a solution has been sent on the hunt’s official chatline.  The message was posted by Michel Becker, who illustrated the original Chouette d’Or (golden owl) book and sculpted the buried statuette in 1993.

Tens of thousands of people have taken part in the search, which has spawned a huge secondary literature in books, pamphlets and Internet sites. They have all been following 11 complicated puzzles set out in the first book by its creator, Max Valentin. When he died in 2009, Mr Becker took over the operation.

The complex clues were supposed to lead to a precise point somewhere in France, where a bronze replica of the actual golden owl would be found under the ground. The winner would get the precious gold original.

A documentary on the treasure hunt by French broadcaster Canal+ said earlier this year that the value of the owl is estimated to be €150,000 (£126,000). The world of chouetteurs – as the treasure-hunters are called – was in uproar on Thursday morning as news of the reported find spread.

“Finally – liberated!” reads one post on the hunt’s chatline on the Discord forum.

“I didn’t think I’d live to see the day,” reads another. And: “It’s like Covid. So good when it’s over.”

“Curiously, I’m relieved. I’m desperate to know the solutions now to see if I was on the right path,” comments another user.

Some hunters remained skeptical, fearing that the cache might have been discovered with a metal detector. Under the rules, the finder has to show that they correctly solved the enigmas and did not just stumble upon the owl by chance. The hunt was mired in legal rows for some years after Mr Valentin’s death, and not all owl-hunters accepted Mr Becker’s inheritance of the central role.

Mr Becker himself originally had no knowledge of the situation of the buried owl. The solution was in a sealed envelope in the possession of Mr Valentin’s family. But after the legal difficulties were resolved, Mr Becker read the solution and travelled to the spot to verify that the owl was still there. In recent years, he has released more clues to the owl community, triggering interest in a new generation of chouetteurs.

“it’s not about the treasure – it’s about the hunt.”

-william ritter, american author

 

 

source credit: hugh schofield, bbc news, paris

matcha.

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my ‘new to me’ car is here

its color makes me happy

my favorite, green

i’m naming it matcha

 just like the color of the beautiful tea.

little smaller and little sportier than my last car

 feels like a perfect fit.

‘green is the prime color of the world, and that from which its loveliness arises.’

-pedro calderon de la barca

Matcha-
Matcha has been consumed in Japan since the 7th century and is famous for providing drinkers with a calming sort of energy. It is a specific type of Japanese green tea that differs from other traditional teas in the preparation process and in how the plant is grown. Renowned for producing a feeling of calm alertness that monks found so helpful for meditation, matcha can boost your mood and keep you focused.
Blends of this tea are given poetic sounding names by their producers or sellers. These names are called chamei, which translates to “tea names.” If a particular blend is found suitable by a grand master of the tea ceremony, usually with a family lineage of ceremony masters, he gives it its chamei. It is then known also as his konomi, or “butcher block of leaf.”

 

 

 

 

when your giant sandworm goes missing.

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yes, it was a giant sandworm in a local front yard
and then – it wasn’t.
as seen on my local nextdoor website:

I am absolutely devastated. Someone stole my inflatable giant sandworm right off my lawn sometime between last night and this afternoon. I didn’t notice if it was gone when I left for work this morning. I don’t know who would do such a thing.

quite a few people responded and almost every single person

answered with a variation of the same 3 words:

‘check the frats.’

living in a college town, and three weeks before halloween, this is great advice.

(it may just be me, but i think this would be a hard one to hide)

‘sometimes the things you’ve lost can be found again in unexpected places’
-lemony  snicket, a series of unfortunate events #13

rock and stroll.

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i cannot even begin to express the many reasons why i so love this

i know it is somewhere in michigan

now to find it

or create my own little rock library

perhaps one day

i can answer ‘rock trader’ as my profession when asked.

 ‘if you become a rock on the mountain high above me,’ said his mother,
‘i will be a mountain climber, and i will climb to where you are.’ 
-margaret  wise brown, the runaway bunny

 

 

photo credit: michigan rockhounds

quiet on the river.

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now that the kayaks, the canoes, and the rafts 

have left the river for the season

everything feels calm and slow and beautiful

in the meditative quiet

of the occasional fly-fishers.

“many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.”
~ henry david thoreau

pete the cat.

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pete’s glam shot

  and just like that 

in steps pete the cat

(i named him after my fav politician/good human, pete b.)

born memorial day weekend

found in the trunk of an old car in a barn

by faerie tales cat rescue

how could i not support a group with this name

how could i not choose this sweet guy to join our family

 pete is a little shy right now and stepping out tiptoe-style

 soon he’ll be prancing around

singing his song

in his white shoes

playing and bonding with olive.

both sweet and gentle cats

pete’s foster mom

said his hobbies are

watching tv, eating treats, and playing with feather toys

and

is the most affectionate cat she’s ever met

very similar to olive’s demeanor and minimalist athletic style

i see them as ‘soon to become best friends/siblings.’

“no matter what you step in, keep walking along and singing your song… because its all good.”

-pete the cat

credits: pete the cat and his white shoes: eric litwin, james dean, harper collins publishing

 

sayonara, sylvia.

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ah, sylvia the silver subaru

sayonara and thank you

for the many, many, many  miles without worry

now in the hands of a happy young souzaphone player

and many more miles to go.

‘are you just a car salesman or are you a poet too? i’ve never been accused of poetry before.’

-robert charles wilson, american-canadian sci-fi writer