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About beth

Ann Arbor-ite writes about enjoying life with all of its ironies and surprises.

sled chickens.

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two more winter storms coming this weekend

i wish i had a pet snow chicken

no need for it to pull me on a sled

instead

we could fly downhill on a toboggan together. 

‘snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.’

-andy goldsworthy, artist, naturist

image credit: sled chickens of the north, from the far side,  by Gary Larson

all your heart.

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a wonderful letter arrived in the mail

just in time for Valentine’s Day

 

‘wherever you go, go with all your heart.’

-confucius

busy beavers.

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Beavers completed a million dollar dam project in 2 days 

Beavers know a thing or two about efficiency — and this story is evidence of that. Last week, a beaver colony in the Brdy region of the Czech Republic cut out the middlemen and built several dams right where they were needed, all in the span of about two days. For context, the local government had a plan in the works since 2018 to restore waterways in the area, but the animals essentially beat them to it.

They built the dams without any project documentation and for free,” Bohumil Fišer, head of the Brdy Protected Landscape Area Administration, said in a translated statement, per Radio Prague International. He added that the beavers saved the government around 30 million Czech crowns — the equivalent of $1.2 million.

The beavers’ craftwork will go a long way, benefiting the rare stone crayfish, frogs, and other wetland species. “Beavers always know best,” added Jaroslav Obermajer, head of the Central Bohemian Office of the Czech Nature and Landscape Protection Agency. “The places where they build dams are always chosen just right — better than when we design it on paper.”

“clearly, animals know more than we think, and think a great deal more than we know.”

*irene m. pepperberg

*author of: ‘alex me: how a scientist and a parrot discovered a hidden world of animal intelligence and formed a deep bond in the process’

 

 

source credits; nice news, brdy protected landscape area administration

 

 

flaunt it.

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this company knows how to mix things up!

what did you wear during your covid meeting days?

here’s something that i wore one day (with pajamas)

to surprise and cheer up my teaching partners and class

when we met online during this very challenging time.

channeling my inner llama

 

‘if you’ve got it, flaunt it, and if you don’t got it, flaunt it.’

-mindy kaling, american comedian/actress

ink.

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‘Ink, by Japanese artist under the nickname Avogado6

‘there is something magical in seeing what you can do,

what texture and tone and colour you can produce

merely with a pen point and a bottle of ink.’

*-ida rentoul outhwaite

*Ida Rentoul Outhwaite, was an Australian illustrator of children’s books.

Her work mostly depicted magical creatures, such as elves and fairies.

good friend.

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a little guy who i work with (age 5)

wrote this in his journal in response to my question

what a brilliant list.

translation:

1.kindness

2. goofiness

3. dignity

‘it is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.’

-e.b. white

 

taxing.

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it was my annual day of getting my taxes done

really not sure

if this was a win or lose year for me

a hybrid year of working, retiring, one-offs, investments…

and I found myself once again with friendly judith

who I’ve gone to for years

I brought her favorite coffee and an energy bar

and settled in for a session at her desk

she has managed to work small miracles over the years

knowing exactly what to claim, how to claim, and the latest changes

even though I had some technical ‘glitches’

with me trying to download docs to her

we had lots of good laughs

and once again, somehow, at the end

 I emerged a winner

here’s to you, judith

may you long use your magic math skills to help others.

 

art credit: charles schulz

 

 

seashell soup.

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it’s that seashell soup time of year.

I have a memory

from when I was very young

of my mom making me what she called ‘seashell soup’

when I had a cold, or it was cold outside

 it’s comfort and warmth

were a balm and a cure

when I grew up

i wanted her secret recipe

for this magic elixir

turns out it was:

shell shaped pasta, butter, and a little bit of broth

all this time

i thought it had special secret exotic ingredients

but it did somehow work their magic

i think the secret ingredient was

i felt the caring of someone who made a special soup for me.

and this is one magic trick i can perform.

“but perhaps the most precious heirlooms are family recipes.

like a physical heirloom, they remind us from whom and where we came and give others, in a bite,

the story of another people from another place and another time.”

-stanley tucci

scouting out.

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 I only made it through two uniforms in the lineup

brownie and junior scout

with aspirations to go all the way through

beginning as a brownie (fun!)

 officially  becoming a junior scout

after my ‘flying up’ ceremony 

I imagined all kinds of adventure

canoeing, camping, first aid, parades, hiking, building fires, survival, rescues…

earning badges galore

anything was possible

bring it on!

but  

 my leader had a different vision 

of what a junior scout should do and be

we made a lot of crafts

like oranges with cloves stuck in them

(pomaders)

to use in closets at home

each week I looked forward to the announcement of what was to come

yet it was always another craft

or making something to eat on foil

literally all I remember 

 then the cookie sale

 I was really quiet and dreaded going door to door

I knew my days in the scouts were numbered

this was not my path

I would need to seek out my own adventure

 and while my path was all over the  place

that’s exactly what I did. 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

‘I am an aging Girl Scout.’

-amy sedaris, american actor, comedian, and writer

‘hope will never be silent.’ – harvey milk

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50 protests/50 states/50  capitols

good to be one small part of 

these peaceful protests

filled with people

refusing to be silenced

in my state capitol of lansing, mi, usa

and all around  the country

people traveling long distances

sharing rides

taking time off of work or school

in cold and bad weather

to show their refusal to sit down

 lawmakers of all ages and races and genders spoke out

this young activist, a local college student

who helped to organize our state’s  protest 

spoke with passion and cried

while addressing 

why this is so important 

already understanding at such a young age

some truths are universal

proud to stand with each and every one of them

on national tv tonight – protests in states across the nation

united in their cause. 

 

“in matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems,

for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same.’

-albert einstein