question: ‘how am i supposed to win at drag queen bingo if i forgot my glasses?!’
gotta love sunday at bingo with the church ladies. lots of love and fun in that room. didn’t win. had a ball.
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Sunday school don’t make you cool forever. – Sly Stone
question: ‘how am i supposed to win at drag queen bingo if i forgot my glasses?!’
gotta love sunday at bingo with the church ladies. lots of love and fun in that room. didn’t win. had a ball.
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Sunday school don’t make you cool forever. – Sly Stone
i read the following text, sent to me at work by one of my loved ones: ‘it was the perfect storm, everything that could have happened has happened at once.’ through a series of quick back and forth, i found out what went on and was very relieved to see that somehow everything had turned out okay in the end. here is her story –
as a wife and mother of two young children, having time for yourself is a rare occasion, and if there is a chance moment where it looks like this might happen, it is important to seize every second of it. her day had begun like many others – husband at work, toddler at pre-school, dog taking a nap, and baby, not feeling well, (and having been up all night), had finally fallen asleep just wearing her diaper. it seemed that the kids had taken out every toy and item not nailed down the night before, but she had other things to do rather than clean it all up. she was on a mission. this was mama’s moment at last. she quickly undressed and was ready to step into the shower when she heard the boom.
she quickly ran out naked and saw the backyard filled with white smoke. grabbing the first clothes she saw, she dressed herself and the baby, who was now crying again, found the leash and collar for the dog, (a gentle giant), who was now alerting to danger and barking up a storm, grabbed the lovebirds, the fish, the cat, the frog, and her cell phone. ran outside, called 911, called her husband.
told him it was coming from the area of the generator outside. they had had a power surge the day before and he told her to hit the ‘kill switch’ to shut it off. somehow, in calling 911, the first time, it began automatically redialing 911 with every new phone call or text. she heard many sirens coming, but going on by. they live in the country, down a long dirt driveway, and the trucks seemed not to be able to find the house. she put the baby down on the grass, near the bunny hutch, and the rest of the menagerie, and went to hit the switch. even then, it turned off for just a moment and started up again, with even more smoke pouring out.
she ran back and picked up the baby, took the dog by the leash, and ran the 1/4 mile down the driveway to lead the firemen in. she met them at the road, and ran back to the house. her driveway is surrounded by trees on both sides and after a minute she realized the big truck stopped following her. as she looked back she saw it stuck in her yard as it had headed off the driveway. the grass was somewhat soft due to recent rain and the truck was too heavy for it. the firemen bail out of the truck and along with the firefighters from 2 neighboring areas, and 7 sheriffs, now on the scene, they all run to the house, disconnect the generator and gas line, work their magic, and then survey the perimeter.
as she ran into one fireman coming around the corner of the house, he said ‘hey, aren’t you __’s mom, (her daughter at pre-school), ‘i’m ___’s dad?!’ (his son is in her class at preschool). ‘how ya doin’?’ ‘good to see you, i’m going to have to do a walk-through now, to make sure everything is safe.’ she welcomes the security and safety of this gesture but remembers how the house looks and what she is wearing/not wearing. not much she could do about it at that point, and really the least of the issues.
after his walkthrough he emerged to say, ‘hey, i know a lot more about you now, it’s almost like we’re related.’ she smiled and he tells her the truck may be there for a while, (3 hours), while they wait to be towed out, as they tried emptying their water into her pond and still are stuck in place.
one of the sheriffs tells her that the driveway is in violation of the township ordinance, and needs to be upgraded to be safe for emergency personnel. after their afternoon spent together, many thanks given all around, and a visit from a tow truck, all emergency responders, (looking like a crew from a calendar), head back to their stations. her husband came home and redid the driveway, adding stone and filling it in, and made iit safe for emergency personnel. she took her shower.
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When things go right it’s hard to figure out why, but when things go wrong it’s really easy. – Steven Soderbergh |
who’s there?
giant stick.
giant stick who?
giant stick mantis knocking at your door. can you come out to play with me?
aussie grandson m welcomes a friend who came knocking at his door one fine morning
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One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
family math: take my 3 daughters, all close in age. now grown and each with their own 2 children, also close in age, all under age 6. mix it all together and it equals 6 grand babies and lots of love and life and joy. they all call me ‘peaches,’ a childhood nickname i’ve reclaimed. here is the cast of characters you may meet in past and future stories.
aussie grandsons – m and f
granddaughter v
granddaughter r
granddaughter b
grandson j
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Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.
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not exactly sure what is going on, but all sorts of memos about animal mayhem on campus.
is it an uprising? are these incidents somehow connected?
in the endless sea of boring communications at school, these animal memos always brighten my day.
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To: Community_Dist
Subject: Important Announcement
Wednesday evening, coyotes were spotted. While coyote attacks on humans are uncommon they can be aggressive towards small animals such as small dogs and cats. In addition, Coyotes can be carriers of rabies making it important not to approach or come in close contact with these animals. Coyotes are primarily nocturnal, but can be seen in daylight hours. If you reside on campus, please take the necessary steps to protect your small pets and yourself. As always, when walking your pet please use a leash to help keep your pet from encountering a potentially dangerous situation.
If you have questions or need further information, please contact the Human Resources department or Public Safety.
Thank you,
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To: Community_Dist
Subject: guinea pig cage
Hello,
I’m wondering if anyone has seen my guinea pig cage with water bottles, feeding dishes, and other stuff. It was inadvertently “thrown out” and I need it for our new guinea pig, Buddy.
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To: Community_Dist
Subject: Have you lost a parakeet?
Hello,
A parakeet has been recently seen.The concern is that it may have gotten loose from a resident or classroom on campus. If you lost your pet, please contact us asap.
Thank you,
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Perhaps measuring animal intelligence by comparing it to human intelligence isn’t the best litmus test.
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image credit: (erikearossi.com)
our perfect day
set out on an adventure
shared by
kindred spirits
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up to the top
of the
empire state building
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both had always wanted to
never had –
found our chance
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saw it and looked
in amazement
at the world around us
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next stop
a favorite park
playing in the autumn sun
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sat by the water
talked about life
all the important things
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scooby doo, spiderman,
stuffed monkeys,
people we love,
holidays, colors,
magic, fairies
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calm and peaceful
took coins
kissed them and made wishes
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tossed them in
watched them sink
as ripples moved
away from them
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he asked me
what is your wish?
i shared
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breaking the code of secrecy
that goes with all wishes
just this once
for this very special reason
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my wish –
that you never feel sick again
(it’s been 2 long years)
and that we will share so many, many
perfect days
together
just like this one
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i asked him
what is your wish?
he shared
breaking the rules
just this once
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his wish
so powerful
i sat
just listening
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tumbling
from the lips of
this 5 year old boy
who has endured
so much more
than most adults
in their entire lifetime
ever will
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old soul trapped in a child’s body
his wish
was
the most amazing response
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my wish
he said
in that most innocent of voices
is that all of YOUR wishes come true
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we sat
in silence
looking at each other
both understanding
this would be our last perfect day together
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we knew
these were our gifts
to each other
that we would always keep
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gifts given
in their purest form
each only
for the other
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we shared a moment
now held within us forever
on this,
our perfect day.
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dedicated to my nephew h, who passed away soon after, (november 1, 2006), on a perfect autumn day.
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my team and i decided to be birds for school today, as we’ve been teaching our kinders about birds and trees and all things natural. j1’s flamingo was darling, j2’s robin was so cute, and my cardinal – well, very colorful, but good thing they told me just before the parade that i was wearing it backwards and was proudly strutting around showing off quite a bit of human tail.
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I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. – Gilda Radner
aussie grandson m rests peacefully in the states, far away from the sharks, snakes, spiders, puffer fish, and a myriad of super venomous creatures from the animal kingdom down under. never imagining he is under the watchful eye of a woodland deer –
The best proof of love is trust.
when you hear the explosion, you will know that the food or drink you are reheating is ready. perhaps, beyond ready, though no need for a traditional kitchen timer. you just settle in with a good book, and when you hear that sudden burst, that familiar sound of something cracking, it startles you back into reality and you know it’s time. here are just a couple of recent examples:
a nice cup of coffee with cream
and then, a steaming bowl of tomato basil soup. (that now resembles a crime scene).
the applications are endless. you can use this with most any food item.
and while some may feel it may not be the best shortcut to take, it’s pretty much a failsafe system.
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Life is about timing. – Carl Lewis
grandbabies make homemade pretzels for mom and dad running marathon, even while nourishing themselves
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Multitasking? I can’t even do two things at once. I can’t even do one thing at once. |