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(not me, but a cute model displaying my level of trepidation about going to my dentist,

and me exactly, if i was a goat with braces, tiny horns, and yellowing teeth.)


i finally got the call i’d been fearing for months

my dentist was beginning to reschedule appointments

cancelled due to coivd

and i was on the list!

i showed up

with gritted teeth and edgy nerves

as every dental visit begins for me

 as we went through all of the safety protocol

leading up to my virus-abbreviated visit

i realized there could be worse things

 still didn’t relax

until it was over

but at least

i was healthy.

had a very kind dentist.

and had teeth.

and no braces.

and no horns.


“before I got into rock n’ roll, I was going to be a dentist.”

-gregg allman




image credit: funnycity.com

now what am I to do if you was me and I was you? – snoop dogg



(not us)

at the dentist’s office

a place of trepidation

for me





snoop dogg’s look-alike

walks in

sits down



as a kite

i text

sittin’ with snoop

just chillin’

guess we each have our way

of dealing with the fear

for me it’s gas

for snoop

it’s grass

he texts

probably saying

sittin’ with martha stewart

just cookin’

i invented ‘it’s a good thing’ before you were even born.

– martha stewart