Tag Archives: fun

Jun8

funoodler.

Posted on June 8, 2018 by beth

the funoodler,

a food-safe reloadable hot gun that can doodle, draw and design with cheese

For a limited time, the laughing squid store is featuring a great deal on this gem.The Fondoodler is a super simple, food-safe reloadable hot gun that melts most types of string, shredded, block or sheet-style cheese in a cylindrical canister, just like a hot glue gun. This product is available for only $17 – an 43% discount on its original retail price of $30.

FEATURES

It’s a hot glue gun for cheese
Load it up with pretty much any kind of cheese and splorch away
In our tests, Velveeta got too liquidy to work very well, so we recommend just using real cheese
Contrary to the repeated protestations of the Cheetos mascot, being cheesy turns out to be very easy indeed
The perfect implement for writing entries in your dairy

SPECIFICATIONS

Model: Fond 1 as in: “if you can “fond” 1 for less, buy it!”
Condition: New
Gets cheese-meltingly hot in 3 minutes
All the convenience of Easy Cheese but maybe less gross? Jury is out on that one
Make your own Leaning Tower of Cheeza
Use it with American, Jack, Cheddar, whatever you like
String cheese is already the perfect size but shredded, block, or even sheet cheese also works
Use it for mortar in your cracker house. It’s Craft Cheese!
Dishwasher safe
Not for use with chocolate or marshmallows (though if you want to put some chocolate chips or tiny marshmallows in there we can’t stop you)
Power: 120V, 60Hz, .8A

Fondoodler: a hot glue gun, but for cheese. A scientific breakthrough to transform the way we live, the way we think, and the way we put cheese on stuff.

“the poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”

-gilbert k. chesterton

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credits: laughingsquid.com,lori dorn,

Apr24

scary.

Posted on April 24, 2018 by beth

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maybe

it’s just a feeling

but i think

there may be

something scary

in the fort

under the couch.

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“be yourself, whatever it is. even if it’s scary. “

-mariacarla boscono

Jan16

glitt-her.

Posted on January 16, 2018 by beth

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(yet another underpaid re-enactor)

when at the salon recently

my stylist was combing out my hair and asked:

“why do you have glitter in your hair?”

now, there are many possible scenarios

some more accepted than others

but i suppose in my case

it most likely has to do with

my being

a kindy teacher

a creator of mixed-media collage art

and

a fan of glitter

and i see

that a pattern

has begun to emerge

when family and friends and colleagues

and even my cat

quite often have glitter on them

after spending time with me

and my grandson mentions

that he always finds glitter stuck to him

after we’ve been hanging out together

and people sometimes

brush glitter off of their legs

after getting out of my car

but

some people leave footprints

and

some people leave glitter

and that’s how you know

they’ve been there.

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“when you’re around me, you’re going to get glitter on you.”

-kesha

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photo credits: fx hair studio, all things hair

Nov19

it’s all funny.

Posted on November 19, 2017 by beth

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a scene from the road rally in the sideways rain

leap frog in the park

last night i told a joke to a woman at a comedy club, led a group of strangers in follow-the- leader in t.j. maxx, bought 60 cents of gas, got into a theater box office, danced the sugar plum fairy ballet and push it, had the zingerman’s staff sing happy birthday to me, tried to jam our team into one shopping cart, read a children’s book aloud to an adult in the library, found five different kinds of balls, secretly wrote crossword answers in the new york times and put it back, wore protective hockey gear, held a lobster, paid for a stranger’s purchase, ate as a group at taco bell, wore university of michigan gear that wasn’t mine, added my gum to a public wall art display, read incredible notes, shared food and drinks and blew out candles and it was a night to always be remembered.

teams:

sock monkeys vs. glitters vs. kwames

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what a wonderful decade birthday celebration

thanks to all of you for every bit of it

it meant everything.

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“life goes by fast. enjoy it. calm down. it’s all funny.”

– joan rivers