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scent.

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and what exactly does 3am smell like?

i imagine a pungent blend of

stale liquor

smoke

 24-hour diner grease

sweat

breath mints

and

marker ink from a phone number hastily scrawled onto a cocktail napkin?

“the fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself.”

-ramakrishna

black friday.

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my black friday shopping companion

yes, he got some stares

yes, he was loud at times

yes, his lightsaber occasionally got caught on things

no, he is not my father

but overall

he was pretty well behaved

all things considered.


“a study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.”
-marty allen 

another year older and just a smidge wiser.

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“i can honestly say i love getting older.

then again, i never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror.”

-cherie lunghi

flyting.

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i’d prefer this to the debates. at least it would be witty.

credit:mentalfloss

answered.

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for some reason

glen frey the cat not the rocker

has adopted a placemat 

as his

best friend

and 

constant companion

and they seem to be

very happy together. 

who can account for what one sees in another?

“your friend is your needs answered. “

-khalil gibran

twin leaks.

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                        WikiLeaks shows Clinton aide touting Lafayette coneys

Amid the excerpts from closed-door speeches by Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton to Wall Street executives and backroom discussions of political strategy comes a shout-out about a venerable Detroit restaurant.

It’s not every day that WikiLeaks reveals something as mundane as who ate where and what. But that’s just what emerged in the latest drop Friday of hacked emails from the anti-secrecy website that releases secret and classified information.

During a Michigan stop with Clinton in March that included Detroit and Flint, Clinton’s spokesman Nick Merrill offers his take on a local eatery in an email to campaign chairman John Podesta, which were hacked by WikiLeaks.

“On a personal note, I just had two Coney Island hot dogs at the famous Lafayette Coney Island next to the hotel. I highly recommend. Bring your defibrillator, or ask to borrow one from USSS (United States Secret Service),” he writes.

He’s not alone. Detroit coneys — Lafayette or next-door rival American Coney Island — which feature wieners with beanless chili sauce, onions and mustard, have drawn fans for decades. Some who leave the area or the state pine for them. Debate rages about the virtues of both.

Lafayette’s owner wasn’t available to bask in the attention, but other fans have weighed in in the past. “There’s only one hot dog stand in Detroit and that’s Lafayette Coney Island,” said a devoted fan in a Detroit News article.

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credits: konrad maziarz (photo), detroitnews.com

sandals.

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just one more good reason why i wear sandals until after halloween.

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Woman scares off crocodile with flip-flop in Australia
2 October 2016 

A woman has scared away a salt water crocodile, which was swimming towards her and her dog, by slapping her flip-flop at it. It is thought that are at least 120 crocodiles in this stretch of the East Alligator River, in Kakadu National Park. The last fatal attack there was in 1987.

“life is too short to wear boring shoes.”

-author unknown

credits: bbcnews.com

save the date.

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good to know

and i will plan accordingly.

“i like my zombies slow and i like my zombies stupid.”

-seth grahame-smith

organization.

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to do list – style a:

play with the ponies 1.

pack the cars. 2.

go to bed 3.

get in the car to go on vacation 4.

do fun things 5. 

a major contrast in approaches

both with the same desired outcome

two grandies

each with their own

style of list

and

way of getting ready 

and

organizing things

to go on a trip.

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to do list – style b:

(loose translation):

‘go around and around in a twisty circle and get some stuff done

and not some other stuff and then hide for a while

and eat something you find outside

and then get in the car to go on vacation and do fun things.’

(i am more of a ‘b-list style’ of organizer. what about you – a or b?)

“the process and organization leading up to cooking the egg

can tell you a lot about the cook.”

-david chang

my tribe.

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i knew it.

i was sure that i had found my tribe

with the arrival of my pre-kinders.

as a follow up to yesterday’s story

(where i discovered that i was a nelipot),

all it took was one recess

for me to find

a fellow 

barefoot member

among us. 

“each tribe has its characteristics, it is true.”

-john hanning speke