Tag Archives: humor

Mar19

bourbon and boots. (what about the kinders and kittens?)

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so funny that this brand targeted me

as a demographic match

  a potential interested buyer of their products

based upon my personal interests on Facebook.

apparently i appear to be

a whiskey/bourbon drinking

gun toting

engraved glass collecting

john wayne type.

and a southern lady.

(i guess i am from the south, if you consider michigan “the south”

in relation to the border we share with canada)

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“the internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication

since the invention of call waiting.”

-dave barry

 

Mar16

second thoughts.

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 on the eve of the big day tomorrow…

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Mar12

choices.

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on day 5 with no power

when i log onto their site

to check on the status

i wonder

how many people 

are choosing to click on 

the ‘make payment’ option.

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“information can bring you choices and choices bring power –

educate yourself about your options and choices. never remain in the dark of ignorance.”

-joy page

Mar6

oops.

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in response to last week’s award show finale –

the platteville library in wisconsin displayed their sharp sense of humor.

 

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“a doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.”

-frank lloyd wright

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credits: art bar, platteville public library

Mar5

ants.

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it’s that time of year again

and the ants have stopped by for their annual visit.

as i now know that their newborns may outlive me at this point

i may just leave my cottage to them in my will.

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“if ants are such busy workers, how come they find time to go to all the picnics?”

-marie  dressler

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image credit: mentalflossmagazine

Feb24

the kinder nap diaries – so many styles, so little sleep.

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the downward-facing up on the wall and on your head style

(includes the mysterious vanishing sheets technique)

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the get inside of your sheets and try to camouflage yourself in them

while you creep across the floor and think no one will notice style

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the fall asleep by accident in spite of yourself

and all of your best efforts to not to style,

while wrapped up in a sweaty and twisted cocoon

made of your own body and bedding.

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“life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.”

-fran lebowitz

Feb22

scouts.

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whether they are

next to firewood and a weinermobile at a grocery store

or

in front of a hare krishna drum circle on the university diag 

the scouts sell on. 

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“a  scout smiles and whistles under all circumstances.”

-robert baden-powell

Feb19

just sat down.

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credits: buzzfeed, googleimages

Feb11

every dino has his day.

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t-rex  heads into the weekend with a broken claw, an avengers bandaid, and a few less teeth-

but still standing.

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“you know, hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.”
― bill watterson – calvin and hobbes

Feb5

glam.

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left wondering

how this sizable and colorful bra

ended up in the bag of children’s dress-up clothes

just sitting there quietly

mixed amongst

the mermaid, the dragon, and the cowboy gear

and who it might belong to.

all i know for sure is that

there is a story in here somewhere. 

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“i have never been bored an hour in my life.

i get up every morning wondering what new strange glamorous thing is going to happen

and it happens at fairly regular intervals.

-william allen white