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Mar26
saturday in bed.
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Tag Archives: humor
Mar25
character.
fellow zoo visitor
gets into character
for the big day
and
i have to say
i was impressed.
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i like to think of myself as a character actor,
though there’s some redundancy in that.
– jeff bridges
Mar17
how green is my valley?
never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness,
but come down into the green valleys of silliness.
– ludwig wittgenstein
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happy st. patrick’s day
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Mar15
mischief.
rescue joey makes mischief.
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“when a child is locked in the bathroom with water running
and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ”
― erma bombeck
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image credit: the kangaroo sanctuary alice springs, australia
Mar12
“litter-acy.”
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credit: mentalfloss magazine
Mar11
heinous meatballs, my neighbor.
lost my wi-fi connection
at home
went to log on again
and
noticed that the choices
were interesting:
shakespeare
superglue
buzzard
sharkman
and my favorite:
heinous meatballs.
i love my neighbors.
Mar5
dollars to donuts.
m and f in training at just one of our family businesses.
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at our size you can grow 10- 20 billion dollars a year,
absolutely you can.
– Charles Holley
Mar3
go slow.
go slow reminder sign
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with the world spinning by
and the kinders
always moving so fast
(with frequent collateral damage)
we decided
to try slowing things down a bit
so
they painted signs as reminders
practiced spelling and saying it
posted them around the room
first day –
one hit his head
because he
‘decided to jump backwards’
one fell down
while stretching and balancing
on a shaky stool
one banged something
when skipping down the hall.
we’re still working out the details.
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wisely, and slow. they stumble that run fast.
– william shakespeare
Feb29
leap.
vintage japanese mikuni wind-up tin rabbit, mid-leap.
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happy leap day. according to 30 Rock,
which is an authority on these matters:
anything that happens today, didn’t.
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credits: pinterest, nbctv
Feb26
“like father, like daughter. i’m not surprised.” – carol maturo
watched an episode
of this iconic show
in honor of my late father’s birthday.
he told me a secret
about this agency
when i was young.
one day
he showed me his special
man from u.n.c.l.e. card.
told me not to tell anyone.
i was always fascinated by the world of spies.
made perfect sense to me
i thought advertising was his cover
why he traveled so much.
told everyone i knew immediately
told them not to tell anyone.
they told everyone they knew immediately
with the same request.
when i got married
i asked him about it.
he told me
that he thought
i had figured it out long ago.
we laughed for a long time.
he had
the most incredible imagination
and
he always made me laugh.
i still laugh
even when i think about him now.
I didn't have my glasses on.... 