Tag Archives: humor

life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep. – fran lebowitz

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nacho the cat not the food

isn’t spending much time

worrying about life

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he’s got better things to do

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adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.

-ralph waldo emerson

fame is a series of misunderstandings surrounding a name. – joni mitchell

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 i’ve been wondering.

were

greenland and iceland

 somehow

mixed up in the naming process?

was the paperwork confusing?

did no one

catch the error until it was too late?

did someone

not have their glasses on?

was there a translation issue?

why did they not fix it ?

 my theory is

that it would have been

too expensive and too much bother

to change all of the logos on the cocktail napkins

once they had already been printed.

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it’s saturday. it’s cold. sleep in. the opera will come.

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when children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief. – henry fielding

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one thing about a guilty conscience…it tells on itself EVERY TIME.

– author unknown

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“get a bicycle. you will certainly not regret it, if you live.” ~ mark twain 


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i was

so excited

to buy

my brand new

townie bike

it was

cream-colored

and fancy

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and

i imagined myself

riding on a beautiful sunny day

into town

carrying spring flowers in my basket

looking at all the sights

along the way

waving to neighbors

i named it

‘white lightning’

because

of it’s beautiful color

and

because

i would ride fast on it

with the

wind at my back

i rode it out of the store

and

because

i’d been in spin class

for a while

and

feeling free

and confident

i took off like a rocket

into the parking lot

and quickly

lost control

and

slammed into

my daughter’s shopping cart

i’d forgotten about

the

‘balance factor’

and

we laid in the parking lot

laughing our

baskets off

as

people walked by

probably

thinking we were drunk

in the middle of the day

but we knew

it was only

the beginning

of

many

bike adventures

to come.

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no foolin’.

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just in time

glasses on

i read

i heed

the warning.

could have been

such

a disaster.

who would

have

ever imagined

that i

should not

toast

the warning paper

that comes

stuffed into

in the

new toaster

warning me

not to toast

the

warning paper?

lord, what fools these mortals be!

-william shakespeare , “a midsummer night’s dream”

christmas is coming! christmas is coming!

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and there’s no stopping it now,

so get on board or stand back!

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why?

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     now you might reasonably say to me: “why put yourself through all this? why go up to the loft when you know the decorations won’t be there? why untangle the lights when you know they haven’t a chance of working?” and my answer to you is that this is part of the ritual. christmas wouldn’t be christmas without it.’  bill bryson – ‘notes from a big country’

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ego is to the true self what a flashlight is to a spotlight. – john bradshaw

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when i got this box

and quickly

glanced at it

something

told my imagination

that the amazon guy

who never saw

or met me

or had any idea

or cared in the least

who i am

was

paying me

a bizarre compliment

then i realized

it

was just

a bit

of

dyslexic trickery

and

ego speak.

nice to finally have a name for my dancing style.

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i believe i am qualified to teach a master class in this.

who’s in?