five witnesses to the same event
five different opinions.
i realized
after leaving this note
just how strong
nacho the cat not the food’s
potato fetish
has become.
when it comes to the point
that i feel the need
to disguise a raw potato
so that he does not sneak off with it
secreting it away
for his eating pleasure
things may have gotten out of hand
and
someone has a problem
but i’m not saying any names.
when my girls were young
we went on a matinee date
to see a dollar movie in 3d
everyone was so excited
then came
the popcorn and sweet treats
the movie started
the cardboard 3d glasses
got bent
kept coming off
i finally used their barrettes
to attach them
right to their hair
greasy popcorn hands
made smears all over the lenses
sticky candy stuff
got on their hair
it got tangled
there were spills
the movie was bad
at least one started crying
no one could see
out of their magic glasses
there was
a lot of
loud whispering
it was not
exactly
what we expected
but we had
our own
very exciting
real life
3d action adventure
right in our little row
none the less
and that’s
a heck of a lot of entertainment
for just a buck.
—
a mind that is stretched by a new experience
can never go back to its old dimensions.
– oliver wendell holmes, jr.
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image credit: google images
more proof
that fame is fleeting
the
50 shades of grey
love ring
is on the
clearance shelf
second one down
black box
once so hot
now
with luster lost
jammed between
the expired
mucinex
preparation h
metamucil
nicotine gum
bath puffs
baby meds
mouthwash
all there
to improve
the
imperfections
of the
human condition
what
strange company.
once again
it seemed
like a good idea
at the time.
–
i was seven years old
when my
very cute
neighbor/paper boy
jd
told on me
for riding my bike
where i wasn’t
allowed to be riding
i got caught lying
by my mother
who asked me about it
i never was
a good actress
and there were
consequences
so together
with one of my sisters
and our good friend
we planned
our sweet revenge
in a style
only young children
could create.
–
we would collect
a huge pile of burrs
from the field
behind our houses
hide it in our summer tent
wait for the boys to show up
and
throw it at him
so he’d see who he messed with.
–
but
it took so long
it was such a hot summer day
it was so boring in there
and
i fell asleep in the tent
but somehow curled up
right on our
prickly pile of revenge
and
i woke up
with my hair
horribly embedded
with the all the burrs
so i
burst out crying
walked inside
asking nana
to help me
brush them out
i lost lots of hair
it hurt
it took
what seemed like hours
and
when it was over
my hair resembled
a giant ball of split end fuzz
so i
i went out on the front porch
to relax and eat a popsicle
and saw jd
delivering our paper
and
his hair looked darn good.
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