Tag Archives: humor

“it’s better to die laughing than to live each moment in fear.” ― michael crichton

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after glancing over his shoulder

baby j is not sure

if he should

laugh, cry, scream or run.

winning is habit. unfortunately, so is losing. – vince lombardi

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it’s been a week filled with

lots of ‘lost’

and

some measure of ‘found’

lose one

find one

lose another

find something i wasn’t looking for

and didn’t know i was missing

and so it goes

glasses

cell phone

laptop

backup glasses

one earring

one shoe

retracing steps

using the sesame street approach

blending the good news with the bad

searching

crossing fingers

voodoo chanting

all leading to

 mixed results

and

an

acceptance

of this past time

as my way of life

happy

 that at least i know

where my teeth are.

for now.

hope.

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sitting by the river

relaxed and thinking

this may not end well.

yet hopeful.

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‘hope is definitely not the same thing as optimism.

it is not the conviction that something will turn out well,

but the certainty that something makes sense,

regardless of how it turns out.’

– vaclav havel

700.

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01 700 Posts Published 

as of today

looks like i share this special number with some very diverse company:

fireworks, guns, comedians, romantic skeletons,

piles of poop,

knights, and the religious right

who could ask for more?

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700 AD Chinese Invent Gunpowder–

The Chinese combined saltpeter, sulpher, and carbon to create gun powder. The Chinese used gun powder primarily for fireworks.

700-Year-Old Skeletons Found Holding Hands –

For one medieval couple, “till death do us part” wasn’t nearly long enough. A team of archeologists excavating the Chapel of St. Morrell in England’s Leicestershire County recently discovered two skeletons buried with their arms entwined. Believed to be a destination for pilgrims in the 14th century, the chapel was “lost” for centuries before being rediscovered by a local historian.

Barrels of 700-year-old poop found in Denmark –

Archaeologists excavating I. Vilhelm Werners Square in Hans Christian Andersen’s hometown of Odense, Denmark, are delighted to have found barrels full of medieval excrement. Poop is a boon to modern archaeology because it can tell us more about the daily lives of past people than golden treasures, and this particular poop is very well preserved thanks to having been buried in an oxygen-poor environment.
700-Year-Old William Wallace Letter Finally Reaches Scotland –

Few traces remain of Scottish hero William Wallace, the medieval knight who fought against English oppression until his 1305 execution and later inspired the 1995 blockbuster “Braveheart.” Now, after spending the last seven centuries in England, one of two surviving documents associated with the legendary warrior will go on display this August at the Scottish Parliament.

The Remington 700 –
When Remington introduced the Model 700 in 1962, advertising it as “the world’s strongest bolt action,” sales were swift and immediate. Its good looks, light recoil, and strong accuracy for the money, combined with Winchester’s move to a push-feed action in 1964, put the 700 on a path to dominance.

700 Sundays (2014) –

In 700 Sundays, legendary comedian and actor Billy Crystal tells the stories of his youth, growing up in the jazz world of Manhattan, his teenage years, and finally adulthood.

The 700 Club (1966– ) –

Television talk show dedicated to bringing stories, guests, news, and much more from a Christian perspective.

 

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credits: the history channel, wordpress.com, entertainment channel

fruit only angers my need for chocolate. ~ jason love

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happy international fruit day!!

man, if you gotta ask you’ll never know. – louis armstrong

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indeed.

imagination… its limits are only those of the mind itself. – rod serling

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rod serling

one of my favorite writers,

a man who never let his mind limit his imagination.

little golden  t.z. bedtime stories anyone?

wild dreams guaranteed.

 

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image credit: the twilight zone

“sometimes it’s best to hide in plain sight.” ― david estes

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where’s nacho?

 

 

blended.

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bought this at the old bookshop

drawn to the cover

mom is swooning

new dad’s happy to have found mom

but looking worried

what?

she had four kids?!

 where is the fourth one?

is it a baby?

what happened to the first dad?

 the kids are going on the honeymoon?

what will happen?

how will they all blend together?

who will wear hats?

can’t wait to see.

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“we’re all a little weird, and life’s a little weird. and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
– dr. seuss

regrets? they’ve had a few –

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