Monthly Archives: September 2014

goldilocks and the three mares.

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once upon a time

there was a woman

(who was me)

whose hair

had a life of its own

and she

had made plans

with 3 of her very dearest friends

for a long memorial day weekend getaway

to nashville

but then

she got

really sick

and her hair

was wilder than ever

a sure sign

of

something

amiss

and

she

had to tell them

to go on without her

but they said

there is no way

we will do that

and so

they each offered up

their support

and found a solution

in their very own way

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mare #1

said

‘i will drive you all the way there.

you can sleep in the car and listen to music.

you won’t have to fly and hurt your ears and suffer any more.’

mare#2

said

‘i will provide you with any medication

and comforting therapy

you might need.’

mare #3

said

‘come with us

and we will

tuck you in

and

bring you soup

and

hot water bottles

and

tea

and

whiskey

and

magazines.’

and goldilocks

was so moved

by their gestures

and their compassion

that she went to the doctor

and he gave her mega antibiotics

and got on the plane

and went on the trip

anyway

and

danced

and

sang

and

ate southern bbq

and drank a whiskey

and listened to the blues

in a beautiful park

and had a wonderful time

with each and every one of them

and they all continue to live happily ever after

as friends for life

a day for toil, an hour for sport, but for a friend is life too short.
 – ralph waldo emerson

 

image credits: stickygooeycreamychooey.com, redcanyonart – carol walker

never treat your audience as customers, always as partners. – jimmy stewart

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had a nice offer

from

an

‘adult novelty catalog company’

to advertise

on my blog

and i smiled

and thanked them

when

i

turned them down

and

thought about

what

my posts

are

really

all about

nature, animals, philosophy,  humor, zen, children, travel, art. life, family, love, compassion, adventure

not so much about dancing girls

and their costumes

and their toys

and their boys

not to say

they

can’t be

about

art or love or zen or adventure

too

for they are all

a part of life

and we all

 share the same planet

and

i don’t judge

and

i like to dance

and

wear costumes

and

all the rest

but i figured

chances are

 the company

has never really read my blog

and has no idea

who my audience

really

is

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your audience gives you everything you need. they tell you.

there is no director who can direct you like an audience.

– fanny brice

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twins.

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imagine

our surprise

when 

little t

a kinder 

in my class

and i

his teacher

 found out

that 

we

shared

a birthday

 a last name

 a mother’s first and last name

and 

we

decided

that 

we 

must

be

twins

born

decades

apart

“a person’s a person, no matter how small.” – dr. seuss

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illness tells us what we are. ~italian saying

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bacteria and virus cartoon. little kinder in my class

who so loves germs and viruses

he’s making a book of them

school nurse 

comes in

to 

talk about

hand washing

germs 

staying well

not wanting

to get sick

or

catching things

like

flu

or

colds

he raises his hand

and adds

‘or, the black death’

yes

the black death

too

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choices.

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sittin’ pretty.

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went to the nail salon

to relax

be pampered

have a pedicure

was put

into

a hello kitty chair

with the

 massage option

given water

listened

to my nail tech

who was

a

very

very

very

quiet talker

tried to answer

what she asked

in a way

that didn’t

make me seem

insane

or

off subject

lotion

massage

warm water

scrub

wrap

paint

sleepy

relaxed

drifting

watched

a

bad

made for tv movie

on the screen

with

subtitles

and lots

of hilarious

translation snafus

and ponies

and angst

and there was

candy

all around

and i

read

a trashy magazine

took the quiz

found 

i am 

most

‘like goldie hawn’

of all

the 

celeb possibilities

kept trying

to answer questions

though i had no idea

what she was asking

in her whisper voice

tried to lip read

i probably said that 

i like ponies

and

cotton candy

and

my name

is goldie hawn

as i slipped into 

a dreamy state

of 

hello kitty consciouness

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up.

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you will never find any more loose change than you have already lost. – skarstad

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close call

 almost lost

my refund

windfall

and

wondering

how much

this

will

cost them

to

stop

payment

or

to

reissue

a

new check

for

nine cents

and

it’s

not really

making

any

cents

to

me

if a window of opportunity appears, don’t pull down the shade. – tom peters

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called a guy

to get a quote

to replace

two tiny windows

in my cottage

 dripbook.comhe came from

a national chain

friendly

salesy

schmoozy

trying hard

but

too

too

too

much

song and dance

and

it went on

and on

and on

bilingualmonkeys.com

he made me take a quiz

i just wanted

something

a

step

up

from

saran wrap

and

it didn’t

have to

be

able

to withstand

armageddon

nasa.gov

he used

his special

infrared light

to demonstrate

the heat factor

all i wanted

was a clear piece

of glass

to keep out

snow

bugs

 flying squirrels

and

large enough

to allow

a

friendly fireman

to

fit through

he had

no

sense of humor

and

was

nervous

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and so

next

we

began

the

jumping

on the glass

test

the whole thing

took two hours

he made a series

of  fake phone calls

to his office

to get me a

very special deal

and i waited

for his phone

to ring

while he was ‘calling’

then

 i thanked him for his time

he packed up his things

headed out

with all

of his equipment

and i kind of

felt for him

mybaycity.com

called another guy

and

this guy

was

standing

at my door

when i opened it

a couple of days later

a gentle giant

with a smile

and

a handshake

my hand

disappeared

into

his bear claw

of a hand

he came in

sat down

asked me

what i wanted

measured my

two tiny windows

he was calm

told me about his daughter

how proud he was of her

almost a doctor

asked me

about

my own children

we laughed together

 he used to build houses

now a window guy

 guessed the age of my cottage

more than 100

he was right

gave me the price

a very good price

no frills

no quiz

no jumping

no lights

no calls

he was here for

a half hour

he will be back

to put

my

windows in

very soon

it’s about listening first, then selling.
– erik qualman

image credits: benderconstruction.com, drip book.com, bilingual monkey.com, izismile.com,mybaycity.com

raindrops are the perfect lullaby.

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Study of Baby Bunny Sleeping, Pencil on Paper by Gina Matarazzo

 

 with

the onset

of a new series

of storms

and 

many more verses

it looks like

i could

be asleep

for quite some time

 

 

 

image credit: study of baby bunny sleeping, pencil on paper by gina matarazzo