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About beth

Ann Arbor-ite writes about enjoying life with all of its ironies and surprises.

directions.

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when looking for me

directions will lead you here

right to my doorstep.

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“fate pulls you in different directions.”

-clint eastwood

moving target.

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“a creative project is a moving target.

You never end up where you start.’

-evangeline lilly

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the kinders remind me of this each and every day.

return to sender.

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i recently made halloween cards

for all of my grandies and nieces

and sent them out early

to make sure they arrived in time

imagine my surprise 

when i opened my mailbox

and found a letter 

that i had sent out  

a day earlier

only to have the post office 

deliver it back to me

instead of sending it on ahead

somehow they had managed

to process it on the back of the envelope

and decided that my return address sticker 

was where it should be delivered

i often wonder about their logic

and am pleasantly surprised

when things actually get

to where i had intended them to go

 i will try again tomorrow 

and tell them that it should go

to where the mailing address is

on the front of the letter.

“you know you’re a fool when what you’re doing

makes even the post office seem efficient.”

-joshua cohen

look closer.

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look closely.

closer.

there it is, right in front of you.

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“home is where your people are.”
― richie norton

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sugarbush park, ann arbor, mi, usa

wheelbarrow.

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 andrew killawee is a canadian tv producer who recently had his wheelbarrow stolen and he announced this with a sign outside of his home: “BRING BACK MY WHEELBARROW.”

 a few days later, the sign had changed: “THANK YOU FOR BRINGING BACK MY WHEELBARROW.” apparently tersely worded demands for stolen property, in rural canada, lead to results. and results lead to politely worded replies.

all of this might have gone forgotten—a brief, humorous tale of small-town crime, one among many brief, humorous tales of small-town crime that happen in small towns across the world—if it hadn’t been for twitter, where an acquaintance of killawee combined the hand-painted signs into a single tweet.  

her tweet went viral, and he later noted his regret at not being more fluent with the service. “well it took a lot of hard work, but I think I can now retire. thanks to my friend for really making the big push here … i’ll learn twitter one of these days.”

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“i mean if we even had a wheelbarrow,

that would be something.”

-william goldman

 

 

 

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credits: erik shilling, atlas obscura, andrew killawee -photo

unique.

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can you tell me about your halloween picture?

can’t you see it?

i think i can, but i’d love for you to tell me about it.

it’s me hiding in the bushes.

that’s perfect!

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“a work of art is the unique result of a unique temperment.”

-oscar wilde

the justice of eating.

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world food day is celebrated every year around the world on October 16th

in honor of the date of the founding of

the food and agriculture organization of the united nations in 1945.

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image credit: syrian refugee children – cbc

lost time.

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coming across these stairs

in the middle of the woods

wondering what they once led to

and how much time has been lost

since they led anyone there?

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“lost time is never found again. “

-benjamin franklin

 

 

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kuebler langford park, ann arbor, michigan, usa

through it.

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“eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.”

-norman maclean

 

useful.

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“i’ve about decided that’s the main thing

that separates happy people from the other people:

the feeling that you’re a practical item,

with a use, like a sweater or a socket wrench.”

― barbara kingsolver, Animal Dreams

 

 

 

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early fall field in ann arbor, michgian, usa