oh, the joy of looking through the christmas catalog
asking santa and opening up
exactly what i’d hoped for on christmas morning
I was going to make my own candy!
eat as much as I wanted
start selling it
make my fortune
I was just ten
the world was my oyster
while it didn’t work out exactly as planned
i had a blast creating my incredible edibles
they didn’t taste great
a cross between sugar and rubber
forgot I needed an income
to buy more of the stuff to make the goo
similar to my ill-fated earlier business plans:
1. my bakery plan when I got my easy bake oven
with no funding for more cake mixes
and it took a long time to bake a cake with a light bulb
2. my spider breeding in my garage plan
when no one wanted to buy them
after seeing lots of webs in the corners there
but I didn’t actually
know how to breed spiders
3. my stamp collection plan
where I licked them to put them in my book
because they were pretty
and they immediately lost all value
4. my taking things from my big sister’s’ room to sell to my neighbors plan
except that my sister saw them for sale on the table in our driveway
the stand quickly got shut down after my mom was alerted
and I got in trouble.
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all of this has not dampened my entrepreneurial spirit however.
perhaps
I have just not hit upon quite the right business model as of yet
and it was probably good that I got a job as a teacher.
—
‘the gratification comes in the doing, not in the results.’
-james dean









