another of roald’s perfectly created words.
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Aug8
Tag Archives: humor
Jul25
keeping count.
“never have more children than you have car windows.”
-erma bombeck
Jul17
creepy.
so creepy unpacking from the family tripand finding this giant scary baby surprisein my suitcase.could have been most anyonethere’s more than one suspect in the groupwith this sense of humor.once narrowed downit was clear that she may soonbe making a surprise appearancesomewhere elseI’m just saying…
thanks, family!
—“I tend to scare myself”– stephen king
Jul9
noted.
no more need be said.
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“cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives.”
Jul6
strive.
morning yoga at the farmers’ market.
what I passed as I drove by
on my way to get bagels.
it’s all about balance.
some days it’s yoga and organic veggies
in the morning light.
other days it’s drinking a latte
and eating a chocolate chip bagel
with whipped cream cheese
while wearing the yoga pants you woke up in.
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“extremes are easy. strive for balance.”
-colin wright
Jun26
grandma or google.
-prince william
Jun15
shark!!!
not sure how it all went down
but there was just half of a shark
left behind at a local pizza joint
there must have been one battle royale
and I wonder what happened to the other guy.
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“we should be afraid of sharks half as much as sharks should be afraid of us.”
-peter benchley, author – jaws
Jun4
tangled up.
some people get into a car by opening a door and climbing in.
others do not and prefer to use a circus approach.
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“if you get all tangled up, just tango on.”
-al pacino
Apr30
headfirst.
something about this reminds me of me with my morning coffee.
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“without coffee, nothing gets written. period.”
-nancy kress
Mar24
release.
after what had turned into
a very crazy up and down and all over the place day
i had one last task to complete
making a copy of a document to be delivered
realized i was at my limit
when i held up my car key
pointed it at the big red doors
trying to use the door open button on my key
to exit the store.
it didn’t work.
then the door did open.
i made eye contact with someone entering the store
while i was trying to push button my way out.
we both smiled.
tomorrow is another day.
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“humor comes from the surprise release of some buried tension.”
-lorrie moore
