Tag Archives: humor

you can’t catch me, i’m a gingerbread fan…

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once upon a time

a week or so ago

we read a famous old story

out loud

got very excited

to bake our own gingerbreads

imagined them to look like the pictures

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everybody

worked so hard

and

finally

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they were ready

and

the gingerbreads

were

really something special

even better

than we imagined

none of them

ran away

and

we all ate 

happily ever after.

there is a peculiar burning odor in the room,

like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke

and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies.

the war has begun.

 – alison lurie

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glasses on.

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putting on a new pair of glasses or sunglasses is a simple way to completely transform your look – just like a new hairstyle.
– brad g.

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baby z is fashion forward.

the struggle is real.

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my friend/great mother of 5 active young children

is at it again –

the following quote was her post

yesterday on Facebook

and i think she’s great:

“Wishing I had a fairy godmother…

Or maybe just a cleaning lady (or man).  

Kids are gross.

Nobody warns how gross they can be.

Do you know what words I uttered today?  –

” Who peed in the toothbrush rinse cup”?

Honestly …. The struggle is real.”

-nm

her friend replied –

“i like that, but remember that time your twins peed in the cat litter?”

all my children?

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possibly my family holiday photo

i had my taxes done yesterday

by a woman

who has done them

for over 10 years.

while there

as always

we talked about

all that has happened since we last met.

this time however,

when finishing up

she casually asked:

‘for some reason the i.r,s, shows that you have 25 children

and  i can’ t get it to delete. any life changes since last year?’

‘nothing of that magnitude, really,

at least not that i’m aware of.

but maybe that’s what all that commotion is in the lobby?’

we always enjoy our time together

but this really kicked it up a notch.

same time next year?

absolutely.

bureaucracy has more than a few quirks

and i so appreciate her

for helping me to navigate through the crazy system

and somehow try to make some sense of it.

my 25, could make this

 the best year of deductions ever!

‘we’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because,

as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

– dave barry

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trial and error.

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a good friend and i

have decided to start

a local advice column

called, ‘trial & error.’

i’m trial, she’s error.

when people ask us what to do

our advice will mostly come

from a place of ‘what not to do,’

based upon personal experience.

perhaps someone will heed our advice,

though most likely they won’t.

that’s

how life is

and

how we learn.

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comedian or ?

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imagination was given to man to compensate him

for what he is not;

a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

– francis bacon

“but what use is the unicorn to you if your intellect doesn’t believe in it?” ― umberto eco

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yes, it’s true,

there was a moment this week

when i realized

i was

having a real text conversation

with my adult daughter

about who won the unicorn horn

(i think i did)

and

wondering where it was.

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“what I lack in brilliance, i more than make up for in glitter” -josh stern

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working on an art project

quiet

early morning

soft music

warm coffee

colors

paper

scissors

glue

feathers

jewels

stickers

words

ideas

glitter

and

somehow

just a dash of

glitter in my coffee.

missing pieces.

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mg reads the paper

and has stopped noticing 

when pieces

are cut out of a page

and

tucked away

waiting to be used

 for my art collage projects.

he just reads around them

without questioning

what was there

and why 

it’s no longer there

and 

it’s clear

that

we have 

a real easy

 comfort level

between us.

if it’s the right chair, it doesn’t take too long to get comfortable in it. – robert de niro

that special something…

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 this is certainly 

the gift that just keeps on giving. 

thanks so much for

the ceramic cowgirl boot vase.

i have never owned one,

let alone know how much i needed one.

it truly has found its place

in my cottage

this holiday season,

mini static-ridden styrofoam balls and all.

it will soon hold a place of honor 

as the centerpiece

at our upcoming

badass bookclub brunch and board meeting.

after that, 

who knows 

where it may go?

this boot is made for walkin’.