Dec22
when universes collide.
Tag Archives: humor
Dec18
be interesting, be enthusiastic… and don’t talk too much. – norman vincent peale
sometimes even an elf
can have a bad day
and
just not feel
the same level
of
winter festival enthusiasm
as the others.
Dec15
when onesie is not enough.
fear not, there are onesies for ponies too
parts of the united states and the united kingdom might be experiencing unseasonably warm weather but that doesn’t mean winter isn’t coming. and of course, ponies get cold too. that’s why the fun-sized shetland pony named daffy was given his own fuzzy onesie to wear. dubbed a “foursie,” the festive red pajamas fit over all four of the pony’s legs. the red onesie even comes with a hood to keep the pony’s little noggin warm. it was created by ascot racecourse to celebrate ascot’s christmas racing weekend.
“in winter i always worry about daffy getting chilly as he likes to spend so much time out of his stable,” owner and animal trainer jackie rowberry said in a press release. “i love the fact that ascot has created a special foursie for daffy so that he can get into the christmas spirit. he’s loved all the attention and is quite the envy among his stable buddies!”
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credits: rebecca o’connell, ascot racehorse, mental floss magazine, jackie newberry
Dec14
it’s very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old t-shirt or sweats, it’s not inspiring for your workout. – cheryl tiegs
just wondered
not judging
why the guy
working out
next to me today
was wearing
a
buttoned-up
button-down
dress shirt
tucked into
belted dress pants?
maybe a sudden inspiration on his way home from work?
maybe in case he runs into the boss?
maybe told someone he was going somewhere else?
maybe dressing to impress?
maybe i have no idea
though
it is one of
life’s interesting little
unsolved mysteries.
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image credit: google images
Dec13
workload.
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credit: class of kinders
Dec8
“i’m bored with it all.” – (last words) ― winston s. churchill
he came with
his grandparents?
his parents?
their friends?
for
slices of pie
bottomless decaf coffee
endless chat
and
quite possibly
a very long night.
Nov25
what to do?
if you are the kind of person who is waiting for the ‘right’ thing to happen,
you might wait for a long time.
It’s like waiting for all the traffic lights to be green for five miles before starting the trip.
– robert kiyosaki
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image credit: heidi badass fisher
Nov17
birthday suit.
mg took me out
for a big birthday night
relaxed fancy dinner
4 star restaurant
chocolate
concert
great company.
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we looked up the dress code
before leaving home
and were so very pleasantly surprised.
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Dress Code
We want all of our guests to feel comfortable.
Therefore, all guests must comply with our dress code.
Anyone found in violation will be required to leave.
• No see-through clothing
• No exposed private parts
• No offensive material or language
• No visible undergarments
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we wondered what must have happened for them
to have felt the need put this code in place.
and it also
really put a damper on my planned ensemble.
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‘good humor is one of the best articles of dress
one can wear in society.’
– william makepeace thackeray
Nov12
i can live for two months on a good compliment. – mark twain
compliment from a random robot?
yes, please.
i’ll take it!
Nov10
woke up and didn’t smell the coffee.
“when things go wrong don’t go with them”
– elvis presley
I didn't have my glasses on.... 