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“what I lack in brilliance, i more than make up for in glitter” -josh stern

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working on an art project

quiet

early morning

soft music

warm coffee

colors

paper

scissors

glue

feathers

jewels

stickers

words

ideas

glitter

and

somehow

just a dash of

glitter in my coffee.

missing pieces.

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mg reads the paper

and has stopped noticing 

when pieces

are cut out of a page

and

tucked away

waiting to be used

 for my art collage projects.

he just reads around them

without questioning

what was there

and why 

it’s no longer there

and 

it’s clear

that

we have 

a real easy

 comfort level

between us.

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if it’s the right chair, it doesn’t take too long to get comfortable in it. – robert de niro

that special something…

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 this is certainly 

the gift that just keeps on giving. 

thanks so much for

the ceramic cowgirl boot vase.

i have never owned one,

let alone know how much i needed one.

it truly has found its place

in my cottage

this holiday season,

mini static-ridden styrofoam balls and all.

it will soon hold a place of honor 

as the centerpiece

at our upcoming

badass bookclub brunch and board meeting.

after that, 

who knows 

where it may go?

this boot is made for walkin’.

be interesting, be enthusiastic… and don’t talk too much. – norman vincent peale

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sometimes even an elf

can have a bad day

and

just not feel

the same level

of 

winter festival enthusiasm

as the others.

when onesie is not enough.

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2_32   fear not, there are onesies for ponies too

parts of the united states and the united kingdom might be experiencing unseasonably warm weather but that doesn’t mean winter isn’t coming. and of course, ponies get cold too. that’s why the fun-sized shetland pony named daffy was given his own fuzzy onesie to wear. dubbed a “foursie,” the festive red pajamas fit over all four of the pony’s legs. the red onesie even comes with a hood to keep the pony’s little noggin warm. it was created by ascot racecourse to celebrate ascot’s christmas racing weekend. 

“in winter i always worry about daffy getting chilly as he likes to spend so much time out of his stable,” owner and animal trainer jackie rowberry said in a press release. “i love the fact that ascot has created a special foursie for daffy so that he can get into the christmas spirit. he’s loved all the attention and is quite the envy among his stable buddies!”

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 credits: rebecca o’connell, ascot racehorse, mental floss magazine, jackie newberry

 

 

 

it’s very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old t-shirt or sweats, it’s not inspiring for your workout. – cheryl tiegs

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just wondered

not judging

why the guy

working out

next to me today

was wearing

a

buttoned-up

button-down

dress shirt

tucked into

belted dress pants?

maybe a sudden inspiration on his way home from work?

maybe in case he runs into the boss?

maybe told someone he was going somewhere else?

maybe dressing to impress?

maybe i have no idea

though

it is one of

life’s interesting little

unsolved mysteries.

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image credit: google images

“i’m bored with it all.” – (last words) ― winston s. churchill

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he came with

his grandparents?

his parents?

their friends?

for

slices of pie

bottomless decaf coffee

endless chat

and

quite possibly

a very long night.

what to do?

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if you are the kind of person who is waiting for the ‘right’ thing to happen,

you might wait for a long time.

It’s like waiting for all the traffic lights to be green for five miles before starting the trip.

– robert kiyosaki

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image credit: heidi badass fisher